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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2005 7:28:20 pm PDT #5519 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm trying to figure out why I feel as if I've been kicked in the ribs. Actually, it's more confounding than painful.

Did you slip and catch yourself? I had a sore trapezius a few weeks ago and we think that's how I did it. Big and little muscles seized up when the ice tripped me and I grabbed a railing, and one of the little ones got yanked but good.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 7:51:59 pm PDT #5520 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to invoke the full power of the hive mind.

I have a dozen beautiful tiki god candle holders for the LOST Tiki Lounge. I love them. I must use them.

The problem is that the candles inside are citronella, and it reaks something AWFUL.

We have a chicken satay station with peanut and plum sauces and coconut shrimp and the room is going to smell so yummy...but then the citronella will just make people throw up.

I tried freezing them. I tried melting them with boiling water. Nothing will make the candles inside pop out.

Please. Please help.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2005 7:55:19 pm PDT #5521 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I was going to suggest boiling water.

Have you tried pouring boiling water over the outside of the candle-holders?


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 7:55:38 pm PDT #5522 of 10001
brillig

Can't you just burn them down outside or something, or will that mess up the holders? Heat up a knife blade, get a good oven mitt and cut them out?


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 8:01:56 pm PDT #5523 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I soaked the whole holders in boiling water, and then when that didnt work, got a hammer and chisel, and busted through the ceramic. Hot knife could work!


Maria - Apr 13, 2005 8:05:47 pm PDT #5524 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Hot knife could work!

Just make sure you use a knife with a wooden handle. An all-metal one will be too hot for you to hold once the blade is sufficiently warm.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 8:07:16 pm PDT #5525 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oven mit!


aurelia - Apr 13, 2005 8:09:10 pm PDT #5526 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Did you slip and catch yourself? I had a sore trapezius a few weeks ago and we think that's how I did it.

I don't think so. I've wrenched my back that way before. This feels like a bruise from some kind of pressure or impact. I know how I got the bruises on my shins. This one just confuses me.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:09:23 pm PDT #5527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oven Mitt


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:10:35 pm PDT #5528 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Allyson, how big are the candles? If they're small, I'd try burning the candles for an hour or more. Then pour off the melted wax, and the remaining wax might be soft enough to push or dig out.