Just keep walking, preacher-man.

River ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:09:23 pm PDT #5527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oven Mitt


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:10:35 pm PDT #5528 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Allyson, how big are the candles? If they're small, I'd try burning the candles for an hour or more. Then pour off the melted wax, and the remaining wax might be soft enough to push or dig out.


Maria - Apr 13, 2005 8:10:36 pm PDT #5529 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oven mit!

Or that. Trust me to solve an easy problem in a most difficult manner.

If the hot knife doesn't work, pull out the blow torch. You may destroy the tiki torches, but you will have the satisfaction of knowing the citronella candles did not survive the conflagration. They shall bend to your will. Plus, fire.

Edited for context. People need to stop nattering so fast. aurelia, I hope your back feels better.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 8:13:02 pm PDT #5530 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I figured since it was referring to several episodes ago it wasn't considered spoilery.

The whole current season of any show is spoilery here. For the UnAmericans among us, and all.

Jesse -- those sound weird. I want them.


aurelia - Apr 13, 2005 8:13:24 pm PDT #5531 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My back is fine, but thanks for your concern.


Maria - Apr 13, 2005 8:15:22 pm PDT #5532 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Damn. That's what I get for skipping and skimming. Sorry. I do hope you feel better, though.


aurelia - Apr 13, 2005 8:20:44 pm PDT #5533 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Heh. No worries, Maria. I'm fine, really.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 8:27:36 pm PDT #5534 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

aurelia, I think what's happened is that you and I both have alter egos that go out and have dashing adventures, but somehow they're refusing to share these exciting memories with us.

Which is quite mean of them, but explains some of these bruises, and a bit of this tiredness.

I at least hope my alter ego is getting laid.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:38:17 pm PDT #5535 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It seems no one has posted anything about cats recently....

THE SILLY SLEEPING POSE OLYMPICS!


Liese S. - Apr 13, 2005 9:08:15 pm PDT #5536 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay! Congrats, Plei & Paul! Welcome, Lillian! Whoot!