It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2005 6:03:20 pm PDT #5516 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And wished I had cube sugar.

Ooh! I just saw some lovely sugar cubes on sale (they were easter-themed, but not too much -- flowers and eggs on top) -- you want I should get them for you?

Signing = way cool.


Eddie - Apr 13, 2005 6:20:25 pm PDT #5517 of 10001
Your tag here.

Hello miscellaneous Buffistas.

'Fraid I have nothing to add to the skulls, sugar cubes, passports, VM, Alias or signing discussions.

::checks:: Yup, definitely the Natter thread.


aurelia - Apr 13, 2005 7:18:46 pm PDT #5518 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Everybody needs to now assure me that they already own Odessey and Oracle, now.

Nope. Sorry.

I'm trying to figure out why I feel as if I've been kicked in the ribs. Actually, it's more confounding than painful.


Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2005 7:28:20 pm PDT #5519 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm trying to figure out why I feel as if I've been kicked in the ribs. Actually, it's more confounding than painful.

Did you slip and catch yourself? I had a sore trapezius a few weeks ago and we think that's how I did it. Big and little muscles seized up when the ice tripped me and I grabbed a railing, and one of the little ones got yanked but good.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 7:51:59 pm PDT #5520 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to invoke the full power of the hive mind.

I have a dozen beautiful tiki god candle holders for the LOST Tiki Lounge. I love them. I must use them.

The problem is that the candles inside are citronella, and it reaks something AWFUL.

We have a chicken satay station with peanut and plum sauces and coconut shrimp and the room is going to smell so yummy...but then the citronella will just make people throw up.

I tried freezing them. I tried melting them with boiling water. Nothing will make the candles inside pop out.

Please. Please help.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2005 7:55:19 pm PDT #5521 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I was going to suggest boiling water.

Have you tried pouring boiling water over the outside of the candle-holders?


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 7:55:38 pm PDT #5522 of 10001
brillig

Can't you just burn them down outside or something, or will that mess up the holders? Heat up a knife blade, get a good oven mitt and cut them out?


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 8:01:56 pm PDT #5523 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I soaked the whole holders in boiling water, and then when that didnt work, got a hammer and chisel, and busted through the ceramic. Hot knife could work!


Maria - Apr 13, 2005 8:05:47 pm PDT #5524 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Hot knife could work!

Just make sure you use a knife with a wooden handle. An all-metal one will be too hot for you to hold once the blade is sufficiently warm.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 8:07:16 pm PDT #5525 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oven mit!