Yay, msbelle!
Well, sure, if you're going to be as picky as ALIBELLE.
Heh. Poor ita. It's such a false source of pride for her that she isn't as picky as me.
Oh, uh, hi, Ali. Didn't see you here. So, new belt, huh?
Hi, Robin! Yes. It's white, with pink, blue, green, and black polka dots.
Even be compared to Ali*elle.
Okay, is this to make it unsearchable? Because in that case you might not want to respond to a post with my name in it within your message. Otherwise? Awesome spelling. Very LA Story.
I thought I did, back when Alibelle was learning about Dancer!Nicole.
We did get the Phil and Gary story. We had story day every day for, like, two weeks. It was great.
I just had lunch. It was yum.
And now... I need to run off to class. Sigh.
Because in that case you might not want to respond to a post with my name in it within your message.
It was an ethical complication. I suborned my urge to frustrate you to the need to quote relevantly and accurately.
Sounds like a gorgeous belt, Alibelle.
Hey ita, do those tamarind balls you love come salted and sugared?
Sugared but not salted are the ones I like, Sue.
Did you find some?
The Indian corner store near me has them, with salt and sugar.
An Indian friend once gave me some with
black pepper.
Very shocking.
I really should go look in the Indian stores by me for them.
Some recent updates at the 5ives website.
Five terrible fake novelty drink names at that one bar near campus
Weepin’ Tyler’s Tangy Grandma Rememberer
The Great American Face Slap Factory
The Homoerotic Context Erasinator (with salty rim)
Cap’n Morgan’s Highe Seas Roofie Hyderr
Daddy’s Dreams Desolvin’ Appletini
Five things for which I sheepishly confess my dopey affection
Songs about “Rock ‘n’ Roll”
Shriners in those stupid little cars
genuinely amazed infants
the scene in Casablanca where Lazlo makes everyone stand and sing “La Marseillaise”
The Bill of Rights
Five terrible fake congressional honorifics
The distinguished cocksmoker from that hellhole, Mississippi
The obsequious bootlicker from Virginia
The exalted pederast from Kentucky
The noisome harpy from California
The fat-assed blowhard from that one flyover state
Five people with whom to never start a conversation on MUNI
Needy-looking guy in kilt
Fat man with enormous parrot on his shoulder
Chinese lady quietly trimming her toenails
Stinky guy talking animatedly to fat guy’s parrot
Smirky guy taking numerous phonecam pictures of stinky guy, fat guy, and parrot
Five terrible fake albums by a girly-voiced singer/songwriter
Stop Touching My Cat
These Braids Have Cried
Vegan Glances
Birkenstock Exchange
Am I Not Your Flower?
Five terrible fake names for a scratch-off lottery ticket series
Itchy Hope Circles
Dollar Dousers
Power Poverty ‘05!
Check Chaserz
Salary Squeezin’
Five congressional terms that sound kind of dirty
Minority Whip
discretionary appropriations
filibustering
discharge petition
franking privileges
Five total scams in high school
class rings
cap and gown fees
Who’s Who Among American High School Students
prom
assemblies featuring christian rock bands
