Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books!

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Apr 13, 2005 11:56:26 am PDT #5469 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Hey ita, do those tamarind balls you love come salted and sugared?


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 11:57:11 am PDT #5470 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sugared but not salted are the ones I like, Sue.

Did you find some?


Sue - Apr 13, 2005 12:05:05 pm PDT #5471 of 10001
hip deep in pie

The Indian corner store near me has them, with salt and sugar.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 12:08:13 pm PDT #5472 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

An Indian friend once gave me some with black pepper. Very shocking.


msbelle - Apr 13, 2005 12:08:45 pm PDT #5473 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I really should go look in the Indian stores by me for them.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 12:30:01 pm PDT #5474 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Some recent updates at the 5ives website.

Five terrible fake novelty drink names at that one bar near campus
Weepin’ Tyler’s Tangy Grandma Rememberer
The Great American Face Slap Factory
The Homoerotic Context Erasinator (with salty rim)
Cap’n Morgan’s Highe Seas Roofie Hyderr
Daddy’s Dreams Desolvin’ Appletini

Five things for which I sheepishly confess my dopey affection
Songs about “Rock ‘n’ Roll”
Shriners in those stupid little cars
genuinely amazed infants
the scene in Casablanca where Lazlo makes everyone stand and sing “La Marseillaise”
The Bill of Rights

Five terrible fake congressional honorifics
The distinguished cocksmoker from that hellhole, Mississippi
The obsequious bootlicker from Virginia
The exalted pederast from Kentucky
The noisome harpy from California
The fat-assed blowhard from that one flyover state

Five people with whom to never start a conversation on MUNI
Needy-looking guy in kilt
Fat man with enormous parrot on his shoulder
Chinese lady quietly trimming her toenails
Stinky guy talking animatedly to fat guy’s parrot
Smirky guy taking numerous phonecam pictures of stinky guy, fat guy, and parrot

Five terrible fake albums by a girly-voiced singer/songwriter
Stop Touching My Cat
These Braids Have Cried
Vegan Glances
Birkenstock Exchange
Am I Not Your Flower?

Five terrible fake names for a scratch-off lottery ticket series
Itchy Hope Circles
Dollar Dousers
Power Poverty ‘05!
Check Chaserz
Salary Squeezin’

Five congressional terms that sound kind of dirty
Minority Whip
discretionary appropriations
filibustering
discharge petition
franking privileges

Five total scams in high school
class rings
cap and gown fees
Who’s Who Among American High School Students
prom
assemblies featuring christian rock bands


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 12:45:41 pm PDT #5475 of 10001
brillig

assemblies featuring christian rock bands

OMG, other people had these?


JZ - Apr 13, 2005 12:48:53 pm PDT #5476 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Five things for which I sheepishly confess my dopey affection

Were it not for the word "sheepishly" I could swear these were your very own five.

Am I Not Your Flower?

Are we absolutely sure this isn't a terrible real album?


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 12:50:43 pm PDT #5477 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Vegan Glances and Itchy Hope Circles made me snerk. Also the salty rim and Franking privileges.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 12:51:55 pm PDT #5478 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Were it not for the word "sheepishly" I could swear these were your very own five.

I'm rarely sheepish.