Because your skull is malformed?
::holds pen expectantly over Sean's file...:
Well, it's always seemed pretty skull-shaped to me, but it's difficult for me to look at directly, what with my eyes being embedded in it, so I can't say for sure.
I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 10:47:40 am PDT #5436 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 10:48:53 am PDT #5437 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How come you hadn't tried it 'til now?
Because I gave up fast food years ago. It took a while to convince me that In-N-Out was more quick than fast.
if you're going to be as picky as ALIBELLE.
Well, whatever it takes to not be a big old stink in this poorly ventilated classroom. Even be compared to Ali*elle.
Nutty - Apr 13, 2005 10:49:17 am PDT #5438 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I have a meeting in 15 minutes during which I anticipate being yelled at.
You know, all things considered, I would rather not know that in advance, and walk into the meeting all unknowing, than schedule my yelled-at sessions.
Better yet, I am being yelled at for not completing properly a task I still do not understand and on which I have had no guidance because "I thought you were going to take the lead on this".
Le sigh. I think I have time to go get myself coffee and a cookie.
Atropa - Apr 13, 2005 10:49:22 am PDT #5439 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, the bong discussion made me realize.... You totally still get my skull, and can still do whatever you want with it, but part of me think turning it into a silver filigreed bong would be even cooler than a candy dish.
But but but ... I have no need for a silver-filigreed bong. How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
Calli - Apr 13, 2005 10:51:13 am PDT #5440 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
This would be really nifty.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 10:52:38 am PDT #5441 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Has anyone ever had tequila with a cube of sugar?
Strix - Apr 13, 2005 10:54:01 am PDT #5442 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That's pretty cool, Jilli.
I was going to be cremated, but you can have any of my bones you want, if you'll do cool Martha Stewart stuff with them.
Now, getting the flesh off them first might be a little ick.
Strix - Apr 13, 2005 10:54:39 am PDT #5443 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Just salt and lime, but I'd be willing to try the sugar, ita.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 10:54:55 am PDT #5444 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But but but ... I have no need for a silver-filigreed bong.
I could totally be the "guest bong." A good hostess is always prepared.
How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
That's fine too. As is being a candy dish, really.
ETA: A bong would just be so appropriate for my head.
JZ - Apr 13, 2005 10:57:43 am PDT #5445 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hec, have you ever told the Buffistas the story of Phil and Gary's first visit to you in San Francisco? With the shoes, and the clothing? Because that may be the very best Phil story ever, and it would be just cruel of you to withhold it from them.