How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
This would be really nifty.
I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Apr 13, 2005 10:51:13 am PDT #5440 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 10:52:38 am PDT #5441 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Has anyone ever had tequila with a cube of sugar?
Strix - Apr 13, 2005 10:54:01 am PDT #5442 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That's pretty cool, Jilli.
I was going to be cremated, but you can have any of my bones you want, if you'll do cool Martha Stewart stuff with them.
Now, getting the flesh off them first might be a little ick.
Strix - Apr 13, 2005 10:54:39 am PDT #5443 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Just salt and lime, but I'd be willing to try the sugar, ita.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 10:54:55 am PDT #5444 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But but but ... I have no need for a silver-filigreed bong.
I could totally be the "guest bong." A good hostess is always prepared.
How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
That's fine too. As is being a candy dish, really.
ETA: A bong would just be so appropriate for my head.
JZ - Apr 13, 2005 10:57:43 am PDT #5445 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hec, have you ever told the Buffistas the story of Phil and Gary's first visit to you in San Francisco? With the shoes, and the clothing? Because that may be the very best Phil story ever, and it would be just cruel of you to withhold it from them.
Atropa - Apr 13, 2005 10:57:57 am PDT #5446 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Now, getting the flesh off them first might be a little ick.
Heh. My best friend majored in forensic anthropology, so she knows aaaaaaall the useful stuff for that.
I could totally be the "guest bong." A good hostess is always prepared.
I'm pretty sure Pete will be less unnerved by me using your skull to hold sugar cubes than he would be by your skull being a guest bong. IJS.
shrift - Apr 13, 2005 10:58:15 am PDT #5447 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And this, for no discernable reason, made me think of the film for Gorky Park
And this made me start singing the Scorpions Winds of Change, only my misheard version that goes something like, "Follow vamoose schwa, down to Gronky Paahk..."
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 10:59:50 am PDT #5448 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Did you order it animal style, ita? It's extra yummy that way.
Gah. I think I made the Homer drool noise when I read the description. Although I'm always a bit leary of "special sauce" - if it's remotely mayo-like, I usually don't like it. BBQ-or-Steak-saucey's good though.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 11:01:09 am PDT #5449 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It is a bit creamy, Frank.