Jilli, the bong discussion made me realize.... You totally still get my skull, and can still do whatever you want with it, but part of me think turning it into a silver filigreed bong would be even cooler than a candy dish.
But but but ... I have no need for a silver-filigreed bong. How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
This would be really nifty.
Has anyone ever had tequila with a cube of sugar?
That's pretty cool, Jilli.
I was going to be cremated, but you can have any of my bones you want, if you'll do cool Martha Stewart stuff with them.
Now, getting the flesh off them first might be a little ick.
Just salt and lime, but I'd be willing to try the sugar, ita.
But but but ... I have no need for a silver-filigreed bong.
I could totally be the "guest bong." A good hostess is always prepared.
How 'bout I use your silver-filigreed skull to hold the sugar cubes for serving absinthe?
That's fine too. As is being a candy dish, really.
ETA: A bong would just be so appropriate for my head.
Hec, have you ever told the Buffistas the story of Phil and Gary's first visit to you in San Francisco? With the shoes, and the clothing? Because that may be the very best Phil story ever, and it would be just cruel of you to withhold it from them.
Now, getting the flesh off them first might be a little ick.
Heh. My best friend majored in forensic anthropology, so she knows aaaaaaall the useful stuff for that.
I could totally be the "guest bong." A good hostess is always prepared.
I'm pretty sure Pete will be less unnerved by me using your skull to hold sugar cubes than he would be by your skull being a guest bong. IJS.
And this, for no discernable reason, made me think of the film for Gorky Park
And this made me start singing the Scorpions
Winds of Change,
only my misheard version that goes something like, "Follow vamoose schwa, down to Gronky Paahk..."
Did you order it animal style, ita? It's extra yummy that way.
Gah. I think I made the Homer drool noise when I read the description. Although I'm always a bit leary of "special sauce" - if it's remotely mayo-like, I usually don't like it. BBQ-or-Steak-saucey's good though.