Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:40:18 am PDT #5388 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

17-year-old suspected of tomb-raiding and head-hijacking talked of using the skull as a bong.

Dude, I could make a bong out of this guy's head!


Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 9:42:30 am PDT #5389 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dude, I could make a bong out of this guy's head!

I was just about to post that.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:42:59 am PDT #5390 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 9:44:05 am PDT #5391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

One word: Epoxy.


Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:16 am PDT #5392 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I was just about to post that.

Hee!

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

Never underestimate the bong-engineering skills of the dedicated stoner.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:20 am PDT #5393 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What was I thinking? Duct tape would do the trick. Some of that fancy new translucent duct tape so you can still see it's a skull.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:35 am PDT #5394 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

I think I would soak it in bleach to get the gunk off, give it a good sanding with wet fine sandpaper, smooth clay over it, sand again, fill the eye and nose sockets, sand again, dip in glaze, and fire it in a kiln.

Take a lot of work, but it would be awfully pretty.


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:54 am PDT #5395 of 10001
hwæt

The tricky part, the kid learned, was obtaining the head in the first place.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:46:32 am PDT #5396 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My friend Phil (aka, Ultraman, aka, Texas Hold 'Em's Unabomber) took a skull, sawed it in half and glued it to the sides of his motorcycle's gas tank. There was a lot of silicone and epoxy involved.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:06 am PDT #5397 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Allyson's bong would be much prettier than mine.