Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:06 am PDT #5397 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Allyson's bong would be much prettier than mine.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:31 am PDT #5398 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Random Restaurant Endorsement: Best Carnitas in the East Bay.

Mmmm, carnitas.


JenP - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:57 am PDT #5399 of 10001

Where'd Phil get the skull? Hmmm?


beathen - Apr 13, 2005 9:49:45 am PDT #5400 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Some of that fancy new translucent duct tape so you can still see it's a skull.

The only thing that's coming to mind is Jeanine Garafolo's bowling ball in Mystery Men.


shrift - Apr 13, 2005 9:50:15 am PDT #5401 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So what you're saying is the dude created a necrophilibong?


JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 9:51:07 am PDT #5402 of 10001
I can't even.

I think I would soak it in bleach to get the gunk off, give it a good sanding with wet fine sandpaper, smooth clay over it, sand again, fill the eye and nose sockets, sand again, dip in glaze, and fire it in a kiln. Take a lot of work, but it would be awfully pretty.

One of my buddies did this with a dog skull for a Blood of Heroes (the Rutger Hauer movie) thing we did. It looked fantastic. Insane, but fantastic. I didn't know Mindy (the dog, who had been deceased for many years), but the (former) owner thought it was cool.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:52:25 am PDT #5403 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hec, while you're recommending restaurants, what was the pizza place with New Yorker approved pizza in the East Bay?


Sparky1 - Apr 13, 2005 9:54:04 am PDT #5404 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

-t, I actually saved a column out of the Chron from last week that was all about finding NY pizza in the East Bay and SF. Profile addy good?


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 9:55:14 am PDT #5405 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

So at some point, was the phrase, "Dude, I'm smoking pot out of a Dog's head!" uttered, followed by giggling?


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:56:23 am PDT #5406 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For Amych: Stinkiest Cheeses.

Where'd Phil get the skull? Hmmm?

It was a dark and stormy night, when the lanky Southern gentleman made a most surprising wager at the poker table...