Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:16 am PDT #5392 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I was just about to post that.

Hee!

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

Never underestimate the bong-engineering skills of the dedicated stoner.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:20 am PDT #5393 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What was I thinking? Duct tape would do the trick. Some of that fancy new translucent duct tape so you can still see it's a skull.


Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:35 am PDT #5394 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

I think I would soak it in bleach to get the gunk off, give it a good sanding with wet fine sandpaper, smooth clay over it, sand again, fill the eye and nose sockets, sand again, dip in glaze, and fire it in a kiln.

Take a lot of work, but it would be awfully pretty.


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2005 9:45:54 am PDT #5395 of 10001
hwæt

The tricky part, the kid learned, was obtaining the head in the first place.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:46:32 am PDT #5396 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My friend Phil (aka, Ultraman, aka, Texas Hold 'Em's Unabomber) took a skull, sawed it in half and glued it to the sides of his motorcycle's gas tank. There was a lot of silicone and epoxy involved.


-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:06 am PDT #5397 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Allyson's bong would be much prettier than mine.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:31 am PDT #5398 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Random Restaurant Endorsement: Best Carnitas in the East Bay.

Mmmm, carnitas.


JenP - Apr 13, 2005 9:47:57 am PDT #5399 of 10001

Where'd Phil get the skull? Hmmm?


beathen - Apr 13, 2005 9:49:45 am PDT #5400 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Some of that fancy new translucent duct tape so you can still see it's a skull.

The only thing that's coming to mind is Jeanine Garafolo's bowling ball in Mystery Men.


shrift - Apr 13, 2005 9:50:15 am PDT #5401 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So what you're saying is the dude created a necrophilibong?