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Natter 34: Freak With No Name

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 2:38:28 pm PDT #4774 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yay SUE!

I thought I learned* that you scare mountain lions away by making yourself look as big as possible, like having a billowy King of Pain coat -- or, even better, a cape! -- and therefore intimidating.

*Please note, I learned this from The Simpsons, which is not considered a first-line source of education.

Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:39:59 pm PDT #4775 of 10001

hip deep in pie

Thanks all.

What the hell am I going to do with myself now? I'm going to have to get a real job!!

DawnK - Apr 11, 2005 2:41:56 pm PDT #4776 of 10001

giraffe mode

What the hell am I going to do with myself now

PhD??? Only kidding! Congrats!!!

Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 2:45:05 pm PDT #4777 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What the hell am I going to do with myself now? I'm going to have to get a real job!!

Don't talk like that.

Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:56:16 pm PDT #4778 of 10001

hip deep in pie

PhD??? Only kidding! Congrats!!

Cries.

Don't talk like that.

I know. It's scary. (Actually I have a "real" job. I just need a non-soul destroying one.)

sarameg - Apr 11, 2005 3:02:11 pm PDT #4779 of 10001

So, when the loudspeaker beeps and security keeps saying, "Attention. A small mountain lion the size of a coyote has been seen in the East Lot. Please use caution," what the frig are we supposed to do?

When it is time to leave, encourage slower and smaller coworkers to head out first. If possible, rub or festoon them with raw meat first. Then, when they are screaming in terror and the cat takes them down, run like hell to your car. Or wait until they are consumed and saunter slowly, since the cat will be in a food coma.

Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 3:06:13 pm PDT #4780 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Maybe we could just toss them loaves of bread. I mean, they've been on a lifetime atkins diet. Won't the carbs take them down, immediately?

sarameg - Apr 11, 2005 3:08:45 pm PDT #4781 of 10001

And miss an opportunity to rid yourself of more annoying employees?

Ooh, if there is a larger, faster and more annoying coworker, you can go tell him how sweet the kitties are and how they loooove when people hand feed them caf food and you would but you are allergic and won't they please take pity on the poor kittycats?

Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 3:09:13 pm PDT #4782 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

sara scares me a little.

DXMachina - Apr 11, 2005 3:09:53 pm PDT #4783 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

When it is time to leave, encourage slower and smaller coworkers to head out first.

Wouldn't that be Allyson?

What's plan B?

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