If you get my share of C.S. Lewis, does this mean I get your share of Noel Coward?

I think Clive Owen should smoke a pipe. Mrowr.

(And for "smoke a pipe," insert...well, just about anything.)

I think he would look very silly smoking a pipe. Really, the age of the pipe has gone by, unless you're smoking dope in the pipe, in which case, you win irony points (double if you'er also wearing a grandfather sweater).

His middle name is, obviously, "Robin's Lover".

As opposed to Tolkien who, due to a tragic scooby-dooish speech impediment, was "Robin's Rover"?

Oh man, I should totally start smoking a pipe. They always smell so good.

no. no you shouldn't crazy lady.

go buy some gum.

And it is well known that girls with lip cancer are totally hawt.

yes, it does smell good, doesn't it?

I do love the smell of pipe tabacco. I tried smoking a pipe for a while, but that involved going outside to smoke and it just became too much of a bother. My husband will occasionally smoke a pipe and think deep thoughts. We've had the same tin of tobacco for something like 6 years, though, so not very often.

I no longer remember the exact reason we were all there. But the facility was housed in a volcanic island somewhere off the coast of Venice. It was the only place to perform the experimental operation. My life depended on it, I think. We had just gotten started when, as is normally the case in such situations, the volcano decides that now would be a good time to vent some pressure. Really, it wasn't that much of a surprise. What was a surprise was the holding area for evacuation was totally exposed to the elements. And was also home to a pretty sizable spider until one of the others, Mike I think, grabbed it and drowned it in some sort of chemical concoction under the grating we were standing on, which I thought was lava but it really wasn't. Next thing I know, I'm alone on the beach a few miles away. Too tired to move but knowing I had to drag my self out of the surf lest the tide take me back when the island explodes. Oh, there it goes it exploded. I got away, but things got painful after that...

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

I remember Winter, Turkish Delight, Aslan, and a big fight at the end.

Oh man, I should totally start smoking a pipe. They always smell so good.

ITA. If smoking wasn't bad for you I'd be smoking a pipe as well as cigars and cigarettes. They're all so cool. Plus I like fancy lighters and the various other accoutrements that go along with smoking. And it'd give me something to do with my hands when I'm sitting around waiting for something....