We'll be in our bunk.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:47:41 am PST #429 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I couldn't find a list of the Awesomely Bad Love Songs, but I did find their Awesomely Bad Songs [period]:

50. Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
49. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy
48. Can I Touch You...There? - Michael Bolton
47. Something In Common - Bobby Brown
46. Two Princes - Spin Doctors
45. Sorry 2004 - Ruben Studdard
44. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
43. Make Em Say Ugh, Pt. 2 - Master P
42. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
41. Some Girls (Dance With Women) - JC Chasez
40. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes
39. Informer - Snow
38. Mesmerize - Ja Rule
37. From a Distance - Bette Midler
36. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
35. Heartbeat - Don Johnson
34. Butterfly - Crazy Town
33. Jenny From the Block - Jennifer Lopez
32. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister
31. You Remind Me Of Something - R. Kelly
30. Pimp Juice - Nelly
29. I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
28. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
27. Rump Shaker - Wreckx n Effect
26. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You - Bryan Adams
25. You Rock My World - Michael Jackson
24. Sussudio - Phil Collins
23. Thong Song - Sisqó
22. Dancing On the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
21. I'll Be There For You (Theme from Friends) - Rembrants
20. Courtesy Of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
19. You're the Inspiration - Chicago
18. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer
17. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
16. The Final Countdown - Europe
15. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
14. Will 2K (Featuring K-Ci) - Will Smith
13. Barbie Girl - Aqua
12. Hangin' Tough - New Kids On the Block
11. Rico Suave - Gerardo
10. The Heart Of Rock & Roll - Huey Lewis
9. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
8. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
7. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
6. Breakfast At Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
4. Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) - Limp Bizkit
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
1. We Built This City - Starship


Dana - Mar 25, 2005 8:48:15 am PST #430 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm pretty sure I saw that concert too.

Color Me Badd, "I Adore Mi Amor." Dude, your title rhymes.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:48:37 am PST #431 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Robin -- I have an especial weakness for "I'm so broken" songs, and also the "Oh, really???? Wait till you find out what you're missing!!!!" songs. I never even got the the whine in the voice, I was so entranced by the whine in the lyrics.


Calli - Mar 25, 2005 8:49:49 am PST #432 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oh, and "Every Breath You Take"? NOT a love song. Not not not.

And yet. I'm sure it has been a wedding song a time or two hundred.

As has "Music of the Night". Well, one time that I witnessed anyway.

And no, the marriage didn't last.


Dana - Mar 25, 2005 8:50:05 am PST #433 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Number 2 is Air Supply, "Even the Nights Are Better."


bon bon - Mar 25, 2005 8:50:29 am PST #434 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I've seen this love songs special. In fairness, they do say at the beginning that these are songs that one often likes despite its badness. The list is not supposed to say that liking the song is inexcusable.


Sue - Mar 25, 2005 8:51:08 am PST #435 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Re: the Real Estate Bubble. Yesterday on the CBC Business news they were talking about something called the water cooler theory, which was as soon as you hear a lot of people in your office, at parties, etc. talking about how they are making a killing, it's a good time to sell and get out. That's what that article made me think of.


Scrappy - Mar 25, 2005 8:51:43 am PST #436 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Two Princes - Spin Doctors

I love this song. So there.

ita--makes sense. I have a soft spot for "I love you AIFG" types of songs--even when I was all divorcing and bitter. Go figure.

ETA-- Oops! makeS sense--I am agreeing with ita, not lecturing her.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2005 8:53:12 am PST #437 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Which channel is that?

GET OFFA MY LAWN VIDEOS


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:54:42 am PST #438 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Go figure.

The "I'm so broken" makes sense for me to like, obviously. The "Oh, you'll live to regret this!" NSM. Having never broken up. I think everyone likes the "I'm not broken after all!" songs (cf I'm A Believer), so I don't find my love of that song topic quite as interesting.

You? You're just an optimist and can't shake it. Makes perfect sense.