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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 7:14:24 am PDT #4242 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

California has a website for all that stuff.


Steph L. - Apr 08, 2005 7:18:55 am PDT #4243 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Wasn't this the plot of Batman Forever? And Jim Carrey was using it as a tool of EVIL?

Sounds familiar. But I'm in the "Jim Carrey himself is a tool of evil" camp.

Really? I'm in the "Jim Carrey himself is a TOOL" camp.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:26:20 am PDT #4244 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hey! There's a solar eclipse today! Not anywhere near total for most of us, but still...


Fred Pete - Apr 08, 2005 7:26:48 am PDT #4245 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm in the "Jim Carrey himself is a TOOL" camp.

I've heard the 2 camps have a cooperation agreement. Visitors' privileges at each others' clubs and the like.


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 7:28:54 am PDT #4246 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey! There's a solar eclipse today! Not anywhere near total for most of us, but still...

I don't know about other places, but we in Chicago are too far north to see any of it. (i.e. the moon won't cover the sun at all.) The further south you go, the more eclipse you'll see.

At this point, the moon is too far away from the Earth for there to be a total eclipse. Although earlier, it was briefly total over the Pacific or something.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:31:44 am PDT #4247 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's some kind of wacky hybrid eclipse that you can only fully appreciate from, like Tahiti. But I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:12 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.

A sponge-worthy eclipse, you mean?


juliana - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:39 am PDT #4249 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It's some kind of wacky hybrid eclipse that you can only fully appreciate from, like Tahiti. But I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.

Clearly, you have the wrong priorities. booking express flight to Tahiti.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:34:20 am PDT #4250 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know what kind of sponges you're using, ita, but that doesn't sound right.


shrift - Apr 08, 2005 7:39:28 am PDT #4251 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

sponge-worthy

Heh. Haven't heard that in a while. No soup for you! One year!

Which reminds me that I need to find some lunch.