I'm in the "Jim Carrey himself is a TOOL" camp.
I've heard the 2 camps have a cooperation agreement. Visitors' privileges at each others' clubs and the like.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
River ,'Trash'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Apr 08, 2005 7:26:48 am PDT #4245 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 7:28:54 am PDT #4246 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey! There's a solar eclipse today! Not anywhere near total for most of us, but still...
I don't know about other places, but we in Chicago are too far north to see any of it. (i.e. the moon won't cover the sun at all.) The further south you go, the more eclipse you'll see.
At this point, the moon is too far away from the Earth for there to be a total eclipse. Although earlier, it was briefly total over the Pacific or something.
-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:31:44 am PDT #4247 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's some kind of wacky hybrid eclipse that you can only fully appreciate from, like Tahiti. But I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:12 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.
A sponge-worthy eclipse, you mean?
juliana - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:39 am PDT #4249 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It's some kind of wacky hybrid eclipse that you can only fully appreciate from, like Tahiti. But I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.
Clearly, you have the wrong priorities. booking express flight to Tahiti.
-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:34:20 am PDT #4250 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I don't know what kind of sponges you're using, ita, but that doesn't sound right.
shrift - Apr 08, 2005 7:39:28 am PDT #4251 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
sponge-worthy
Heh. Haven't heard that in a while. No soup for you! One year!
Which reminds me that I need to find some lunch.
Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 7:39:41 am PDT #4252 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Awwww -- Duck lays eggs in front of Treasury:
Security is tight in front of the White House for a new resident -- a Mallard hen sitting on nine eggs she laid at the foot of a sapling over the weekend.
The mother duck chose for her nest a fresh heap of mulch on the sidewalk outside the heavily guarded entrance of the Treasury Department, next door to the presidential residence.
Secret Service officers have erected metal stanchions around the tree to shield the incubating bird from passersby on the crowded pedestrian plaza in the heart of the U.S. capital.
"I'm getting more calls on this than on the Chinese currency," Treasury spokesman Rob Nichols said.
Treasury staff have dubbed the bird "T-bill", "Duck Cheney", and "Quacks Reform", Nichols said.
Treasury Secretary John Snow, who "had been briefed on the duck", paused to pay it a visit after testifying before Congress on Thursday, the spokesman added.
The mallard chicks are expected to hatch at the end of the month.
Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 7:40:27 am PDT #4253 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And, hee! It's Stitch!
Kate P. - Apr 08, 2005 7:40:56 am PDT #4254 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Treasury staff have dubbed the bird "T-bill", "Duck Cheney", and "Quacks Reform", Nichols said.
Those wacky Treasury staffers!