Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:31:44 am PDT #4247 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's some kind of wacky hybrid eclipse that you can only fully appreciate from, like Tahiti. But I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:12 am PDT #4248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.

A sponge-worthy eclipse, you mean?


juliana - Apr 08, 2005 7:32:39 am PDT #4249 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It's some kind of wacky hybrid eclipse that you can only fully appreciate from, like Tahiti. But I get around 25% coverage, which is worth poking a hole on a piece of cardboard for.

Clearly, you have the wrong priorities. booking express flight to Tahiti.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 7:34:20 am PDT #4250 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know what kind of sponges you're using, ita, but that doesn't sound right.


shrift - Apr 08, 2005 7:39:28 am PDT #4251 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

sponge-worthy

Heh. Haven't heard that in a while. No soup for you! One year!

Which reminds me that I need to find some lunch.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 7:39:41 am PDT #4252 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Awwww -- Duck lays eggs in front of Treasury:

Security is tight in front of the White House for a new resident -- a Mallard hen sitting on nine eggs she laid at the foot of a sapling over the weekend.
The mother duck chose for her nest a fresh heap of mulch on the sidewalk outside the heavily guarded entrance of the Treasury Department, next door to the presidential residence.

Secret Service officers have erected metal stanchions around the tree to shield the incubating bird from passersby on the crowded pedestrian plaza in the heart of the U.S. capital.

"I'm getting more calls on this than on the Chinese currency," Treasury spokesman Rob Nichols said.

Treasury staff have dubbed the bird "T-bill", "Duck Cheney", and "Quacks Reform", Nichols said.

Treasury Secretary John Snow, who "had been briefed on the duck", paused to pay it a visit after testifying before Congress on Thursday, the spokesman added.

The mallard chicks are expected to hatch at the end of the month.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 7:40:27 am PDT #4253 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And, hee! It's Stitch!


Kate P. - Apr 08, 2005 7:40:56 am PDT #4254 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Treasury staff have dubbed the bird "T-bill", "Duck Cheney", and "Quacks Reform", Nichols said.

Those wacky Treasury staffers!


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 7:46:06 am PDT #4255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Treasury Secretary John Snow, who "had been briefed on the duck",

I wish I could have seen that briefing. Although it was probably just a few Powerpoint slides....


Connie Neil - Apr 08, 2005 7:53:16 am PDT #4256 of 10001
brillig

I wish I could have seen that briefing

"It's a duck, sir, not a terrorist plot. It's a mother duck sitting on her eggs. Mother's Day is next month. Let's just leave the duck alone."