There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.

Jasmine ,'Power Play'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 11:01:44 am PDT #3331 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Once again I must advocate for squat toilets. Seriously--given the choice between sitting on a public toilet seat and squatting over a hole in the floor, I'd take the latter any day.

I think they're easy enough for me to use, but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.

Actually, worst was someone who'd evidently come from a long tradition of squat toilets, and was faced with a strange "conventional" one. Dump missed the bowl entirely, and just sat there on the seat.

HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE????


Daisy Jane - Apr 05, 2005 11:02:10 am PDT #3332 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Dude! It's the bar!

I can also see my mom's house with my stepdad's truck in the driveway.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 11:02:50 am PDT #3333 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.

The irony is that this is probabally because said malefactor is trying to avoid any contact with the seat, but won't clean up his own mess.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 11:03:39 am PDT #3334 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.

To look at, yes, but since using a squat toilet doesn't involve touching anything, they're much more sanitary. (Unless, like me, you can't use them without falling over backwards, in which case they're narsty and a little bit dangerous.)


JohnSweden - Apr 05, 2005 11:03:50 am PDT #3335 of 10001
I can't even.

I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.

Some, yeah, but that doesn't account for the feminine hygiene folk art.

Hey, how 'bout them kittens and puppies?


msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 11:04:19 am PDT #3336 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Blood is the nexy bodily fluid to discuss. go.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 11:05:45 am PDT #3337 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To look at, yes, but since using a squat toilet doesn't involve touching anything, they're much more sanitary

Don't shit where my feet go. It's a rule of mine.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 11:05:53 am PDT #3338 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Blood is the nexy bodily fluid to discuss. go.

That's exactly where I was about to go in arguing for the greater nastiness of women's restrooms! Perfecto!


msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 11:07:47 am PDT #3339 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

honestly people. the weather. anything not ew.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 11:08:10 am PDT #3340 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Blood is the nexy bodily fluid to discuss. go.

If the hotel comforter has blood stains, I suggest switching hotels.