Heh. You know you're a parent when "changed a diaper on this bed" doesn't bother you but "somebody had sex on this bedspread" does. Even though you know which one is more likely to be infectious.
Giles: Stop that, you two. Riley: He started it... Xander: He called me a bad name! I think
it was bad; it might have been Latin.
'Selfless'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Apr 05, 2005 10:37:56 am PDT #3306 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 10:38:16 am PDT #3307 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I guess I can see the bathroom upright approach, but those bathrooms are teeny.
I think that's the point, Hec. Once you have two people in one of those airplane bathrooms, the two of you are definitely have sex, whether you wanted and intended to or not.
juliana - Apr 05, 2005 10:38:48 am PDT #3308 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
To the upper right of the map there's a link to click for the sattellite photos.
D'oh! Well, they're still not at the super-zoom level. I'm still cool with that. I can see the lakes I run around, though! Yay lakes.
Wolfram - Apr 05, 2005 10:39:47 am PDT #3309 of 10001
Visilurking
Heh. You know you're a parent when "changed a diaper on this bed" doesn't bother you but "somebody had sex on this bedspread" does. Even though you know which one is more likely to be infectious.
You know you're a new parent when you're involved in the former way more often than the latter.
msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 10:39:56 am PDT #3310 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The maps have been by at least half a block on my test addresses. My parents' address is not in there at all.
Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 10:40:49 am PDT #3311 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Looking at my parents' address on the map made me realize my mental map was completely south-north. Oops.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 10:40:51 am PDT #3312 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Mile-high club meara (so to speak)
And god forbid you get some sort of freaky pilot that's all, "No, we're not landing til she gets there."
I dunno, could be a service she pays extra for.
Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?
Though I think sex on a trampoline comes with its own cachet, if not its own snappy nickname.
Damn, Jess beat me to it!
The comforters are the scary part.
Uh oh. Just how often do they get cleaned, generally?
So, so didn't need to think about that.
I'm not having sex in a hotel right now!!!
AIFG? Or would that be AINot-FG?
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 10:42:25 am PDT #3313 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Heh. You know you're a parent when "changed a diaper on this bed" doesn't bother you but "somebody had sex on this bedspread" does. Even though you know which one is more likely to be infectious.
I've never been one to have much fear of sperm in any case, what with a day's drying time removing any active threat from same. But the ickiness of poop has a long shelf life if bronzing isn't involved.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 10:42:53 am PDT #3314 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Once you have two people in one of those airplane bathrooms, the two of you are definitely have sex, whether you wanted and intended to or not.
Well, that could be your excuse if you get caught. Accidental sex? Inadvertant sex? Could happen to anyone (or two as the case may be).
Trudy Booth - Apr 05, 2005 10:46:04 am PDT #3315 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I guess I feel the same way about hotel bedspreads as I do about public toilets: they probably aren't terribly clean, but nobody's ever gotten sick just by sitting on one. (And if you were the one person who did, please don't tell me, 'kay?)
I feel that way about public toidy's myself. It's the back of your leg on the thing for pitty's sake, you don't rub your goolie on it. The only truly gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then LEAVE IT THERE.
It's absolutely evil. Instead of 'Men' and 'Women' they should divide bathrooms by 'Squatters' and 'Sitters.'