Well, yeah, but where's the rush? Is there really some perk to having sex in the air other than the fact you're being sneaky and illicit?

Yeah, talk about missing the point. Plus, there's something just kind of pathetic about it - like you had your own trophy made or something to show off to people even though you never won anything.

I think the question is more pointedly -- have you ever not had sex in a hotel?

Yes. In fact, I don't have sex in hotels quite often!

Heh.

Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?

In a plane in flight, Little Miss Nitpicky.

In a plane in flight, Little Miss Nitpicky.

Though I think sex on a trampoline comes with its own cachet, if not its own snappy nickname.

like you had your own trophy made or something to show off to people even though you never won anything.

I'm totally making myself a Mile-High Club trophy.

I'd bet folding money that the "souvenir sheets" are an easy way to avoid dealing with health codes.

Hotels sheets don't bother me -- but I pull the comforters off right away.

Mile-High Club trophy.

Plane going into a tunnel?

You want to join that badly? Have sex in Denver.

Ooo! That means I'm in the club! Yay!

it counts in a way that having sex in Denver doesn't (to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)

Damn it.

Like I said. The comforters are the scary part.

Jesse, do and I'll get you a pimp cup that says Tacky on it, just for you.