Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Apr 04, 2005 7:20:35 am PDT #2862 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Also, have you ever tried to mash celery in the fabric mouth of a puppet? Celery does not go to crumbs in nearly as charming a fashion as cookies do. If he were to try to eat a carrot, we might end up with a Phineas Gage Monster.

Which would be entertaining! But perhaps not right for Sesame Street.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2005 7:22:41 am PDT #2863 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cookie Monster story. Bugmenot is your friend.


Connie Neil - Apr 04, 2005 7:27:22 am PDT #2864 of 10001
brillig

bugmenot gave me the coolest login: falken@dod.gov, password joshua.


sarameg - Apr 04, 2005 7:27:42 am PDT #2865 of 10001

COOKIE MONSTER IS A COOKIE MONSTER.

Why do they have such a problem with this? Didn't they also make Oscar the Grouch nicer? And Sunffalupagus the invisible friend visible?

Man, they are just fucking up Sesame Street. Don't even get me started on Elmo.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2005 7:28:17 am PDT #2866 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

bugmenot gave me the coolest login: falken@dod.gov, password joshua.

I thought that, too, connie!


Vortex - Apr 04, 2005 7:30:34 am PDT #2867 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

What's a good, fairly cheap, but not careless gift?

margarita pitcher, six glasses. cool, fun, easily obtained at Pier 1 or Crate and Barrel.


Kate P. - Apr 04, 2005 7:30:43 am PDT #2868 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

But there was a Captain Vegetable on Sesame Street, right? Or was that on some other kids' show? I remember the theme song: "It is I, Captain Vegetable, with my carrots and my celery..."

eta: ooh, another good gift suggestion.


Sue - Apr 04, 2005 7:31:00 am PDT #2869 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Standing in the corner with Sara, re: Cookie Monster.


Vortex - Apr 04, 2005 7:33:32 am PDT #2870 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Kate, you can also add some margarita mix, salt and some tequila, if you're feeling generous. C&B has all but the tequila, and you can get them to box it up for you. Then you can add a bottle of tequila. or not.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2005 7:34:24 am PDT #2871 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I remember the theme song: "It is I, Captain Vegetable, with my carrots and my celery..."

My name is Andy / I like candy / I eat it / whenever I can / If it's handy / give me some candy / it tastes so sweet / the perfect treat / I eat it til there's nothing on the plate / but wait!

(Yes, for some reason, I can sing the entire Captain Vegetable song from memory.)