Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2005 5:49:48 am PDT #2807 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

As long as they don't change the name to the Washington Reagan Nationals.... t /joke I stole from someone else

Not that I will get to see Pedro start today, then, because somehow the schedulers forgot that some fans have to, like, work for a living.

Not TRUE FANS!!1!!


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2005 5:50:53 am PDT #2808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As long as they don't change the name to the Washington Reagan Nationals....

How about the Washington Insiders?


sumi - Apr 04, 2005 5:57:04 am PDT #2809 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, the Insiders -- that's a good name.

Okay, if it couldn't be the Senators, then is should have been the Nationals.

When I saw something about a Nationals game on the scroll at ESPN2 it took me a second to realize that they meant the new team.


Fred Pete - Apr 04, 2005 5:59:07 am PDT #2810 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yeah, Nationals does sound like the kind of name chosen because nobody hated it, as opposed to anyone liking it.


Nutty - Apr 04, 2005 6:00:39 am PDT #2811 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I won't get to see a lot of Mets games for at least the beginning of the season, because two of the cable companies here in New York are having a feud over how much one charges the other to carry the games.

I read a bit about that this morning. Whereas, last night's game was on Channel 14 broadcast in Boston, as well as ESPN2, while the cable channel NESN did everything but re-enact the play by play, in absence of having the actual game.

In other news, the movie Fever Pitch has reached new heights/depths of media saturation in the Boston market. Unfortunately, the whole movie is about die-hard Sox fandom, while anybody actually IN that fandom can tell you that a huge percentage of the die-hards are actually assholes. I suspect the locals who go to see it will be going for the glimpses of the players, and not for the actual characters in the movie.

they won't be able to replace Delgado's power with the Koskie and Hillenbrand signings.

OMG that's right you poor people get Hillenbrand. I'm so sorry. We got rid of him for a reason, you know.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2005 6:01:41 am PDT #2812 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Yeah, Nationals does sound like the kind of name chosen because nobody hated it, as opposed to anyone liking it.

At least it's not like our hockey team, which was chosen because EVERYBODY hated it. Bluejacket. What the fuck is a bluejacket??? *sigh*

Yeah, I'm still bitter that they didn't accept the ECHL team's offer of their name. The Columbus Chill is a lot better than the Columbus Bluejackets.


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2005 6:04:49 am PDT #2813 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What the fuck is a bluejacket???

A yellowjacket that's cold?


Lee - Apr 04, 2005 6:09:59 am PDT #2814 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks for the recap, ita. You are right about the hot. EW had a spoiler about the Washington character that was also teh hot. Not as hot as a greased cage match, but still, hot.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2005 6:10:49 am PDT #2815 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

A yellowjacket that's cold?

Nope. It's supposed to be connected to--get this--the CIVIL WAR. The mascot is a BUG wearing a Union Army hat. It ranks up there with the dumbest sports franchise of all time.

But it speaks to how desperate we were for any hockey.

And now we have none.


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2005 6:14:31 am PDT #2816 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What the fuck is a bluejacket???

A yellowjacket that's cold?

See now, I thought it was one with some real hard luck:

My woman done left me
duh NUH nuh nuh
She took off my ring
duh NUH nuh nuh
My nest was whapped by some kid with a stick
An' I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T GOT NO STING