Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hayden - Apr 01, 2005 8:44:41 am PST #2262 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Gotcha. Sorry, terminal foot in mouth disease strikes again.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2005 8:45:26 am PST #2263 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gotcha. Sorry, terminal foot in mouth disease strikes again.

It's not terminal. It's probably only chronic.


Rick - Apr 01, 2005 8:45:42 am PST #2264 of 10001

The book, A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates, is real, and something of a classic in the field of cryptography and computer science,

I have used this book several times in setting up random sequences for experiments or analyses. There's usually one old guy in every science department who has a copy in his office.

Admittedly, it is a very strange book.


Nutty - Apr 01, 2005 8:46:40 am PST #2265 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I was gonna say, Hayden, don't talk about having terminal illnesses! You'll be next!!

You don't want your obituary to be a footnote to Jerry Falwell's, do you??


Aims - Apr 01, 2005 8:46:50 am PST #2266 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, here's a question from the chronically ignorant:

What happens after the Pope dies? When is a new one chosen?


Hayden - Apr 01, 2005 8:46:56 am PST #2267 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

It's not terminal. It's probably only chronic.

The prognosis isn't good.


-t - Apr 01, 2005 8:48:22 am PST #2268 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I had heard about the SA editorial but hadn't read it yet. Funny stuff and nicely pointed. I'm enjoying the Google pranks, also.

BTW, hayden, I don't know if I've congraulated you yet, so I'll do it now. How's the baby?


Amy - Apr 01, 2005 8:48:34 am PST #2269 of 10001
Because books.

When is a new one chosen?

The Cardinals are called to Rome, and after the pope's funeral they meet and vote. The new pope has to get more than two thirds of the vote.

t /just Googled


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 8:48:42 am PST #2270 of 10001
brillig

It sounds like the night I deleted the entire production database at work.

[link]

LONDON (AFP) - A red-faced BBC apologised for requesting an interview with Bob Marley, the Jamaican reggae legend who died 24 years ago.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 8:49:06 am PST #2271 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

GOP Goes on Judicial Offensive (Warning - Fox News)

"This is almost a declaration of war from conservatives against the judiciary," said Washington Times reporter Bill Sammon.

Sen. Rick Santorum (search), R-Pa., said Schiavo not only was a daughter and a sister but "most importantly, an innocent person was penalized by a court system that grants convicted murderers fair treatment under the law, but not a woman whose only crime was not filing a living will."

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Would these Republicans who are saying shit like this please tell us specifically how all the state and federa judges misinterpreted the law? Or else just admit that they didn't want the judges to follow the law in this case?

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