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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'

Natter 34: Freak With No Name

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juliana - Mar 31, 2005 1:00:51 pm PST #1986 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Ah, yes, that game. I forget what we called it in middle school, but watching everyone figure it out except for one person (who makes it even funnier by occassionally saying "Oh, I think I see the pattern!") was priceless fun.

We called it Mao.

I don't like practical jokes, but little things like messing with a coworker's cube just a bit doesn't bother me too much.

Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 1:01:51 pm PST #1987 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

the search-and-replace job on someone's law school applications to replace all instances of "law" with "pederasty"

Bwahahahaha!!

§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 1:04:01 pm PST #1988 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We just had a baby shower at work, and it didn't suck. It's possible I'm biased by the lunch they provided and the lunch I won unscrambling words.

Reason ita's no longer a programmer:

I didn't catch the fact that "aieficp" doesn't unscramble to "pacifier." One of the developers might have beaten me to unscrambling them all if he'd just let go of his error-checking routines.

Aims - Mar 31, 2005 1:04:16 pm PST #1989 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

the search-and-replace job on someone's law school applications to replace all instances of "law" with "pederasty"

Funny as hell.

erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 1:05:33 pm PST #1990 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, but good thing he spotted it, too.

DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 1:05:52 pm PST #1991 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also pranked Emmett's godmother in high school when we traveled to the Columbia Scholastic Press Fair thingie. I conspired with our teacher/mentor, Mr. Arnett, to convince her that we'd stumbled upon a small folk club where James Taylor and Joni Mitchell did a surprise set. We even worked up a handbill and a signed setlist. It was beautiful watching her stew at this missed once-in-a-lifetime moment and try to act like she didn't care and she'd much rather have gone to the folk art exhibit.

erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 1:07:16 pm PST #1992 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

Bastards. :)

amych - Mar 31, 2005 1:07:25 pm PST #1993 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, but good thing he spotted it, too.

Oh, hell yeah. I'm pretty sure the Harvard School of Pederasty wouldn't have been all that amused.

Sheryl - Mar 31, 2005 1:14:10 pm PST #1994 of 10001

Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Kinda glad I'm not going in to work tomorrow, even though I doubt anyone will try to prank me.(My flight to Toronto is at 3 tomorrow, and I decided to take the whole day off, since the time was available.)

§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 1:15:14 pm PST #1995 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought this was an interesting article (NY Times, registration required), and definitely going to hit some buttons, but it's really stirring people up.

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