Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 1:04:01 pm PST #1988 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We just had a baby shower at work, and it didn't suck. It's possible I'm biased by the lunch they provided and the lunch I won unscrambling words.

Reason ita's no longer a programmer:

I didn't catch the fact that "aieficp" doesn't unscramble to "pacifier." One of the developers might have beaten me to unscrambling them all if he'd just let go of his error-checking routines.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 1:04:16 pm PST #1989 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

the search-and-replace job on someone's law school applications to replace all instances of "law" with "pederasty"

Funny as hell.


erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 1:05:33 pm PST #1990 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, but good thing he spotted it, too.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 1:05:52 pm PST #1991 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also pranked Emmett's godmother in high school when we traveled to the Columbia Scholastic Press Fair thingie. I conspired with our teacher/mentor, Mr. Arnett, to convince her that we'd stumbled upon a small folk club where James Taylor and Joni Mitchell did a surprise set. We even worked up a handbill and a signed setlist. It was beautiful watching her stew at this missed once-in-a-lifetime moment and try to act like she didn't care and she'd much rather have gone to the folk art exhibit.


erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 1:07:16 pm PST #1992 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Bastards. :)


amych - Mar 31, 2005 1:07:25 pm PST #1993 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, but good thing he spotted it, too.

Oh, hell yeah. I'm pretty sure the Harvard School of Pederasty wouldn't have been all that amused.


Sheryl - Mar 31, 2005 1:14:10 pm PST #1994 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Kinda glad I'm not going in to work tomorrow, even though I doubt anyone will try to prank me.(My flight to Toronto is at 3 tomorrow, and I decided to take the whole day off, since the time was available.)


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 1:15:14 pm PST #1995 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought this was an interesting article (NY Times, registration required), and definitely going to hit some buttons, but it's really stirring people up.


Kat - Mar 31, 2005 1:24:35 pm PST #1996 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I think the Waldman essay is, as the second link notes, sort of sour grapes. Oh, so the author-wife of a prize winning author has sex and is still madly in love with her husband? How those diamond shoes must pinch.


P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2005 1:25:00 pm PST #1997 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm not shocked. She's taking a lot of abuse for anything and everything she says over at Salon, too, and it doesn't seem proportionate to what she's actually musing about.

I thought it was an interesting essay.