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'Bring On The Night'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 12:57:09 pm PST #1983 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm sorry man, the look on her face when we lured her into a card game with no rules where everybody figured out it was a prank within seconds except her and had her playing along for half an hour was priceless. She'd oh-so-tentatively play a card, and three of us would slam down our cards and yell "CREEP!" and she'd look utterly perplexed.

Ah, yes, that game. I forget what we called it in middle school, but watching everyone figure it out except for one person (who makes it even funnier by occassionally saying "Oh, I think I see the pattern!") was priceless fun.


amych - Mar 31, 2005 12:58:38 pm PST #1984 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(Okay, one cruel one I liked (not perpetrated by me) (nor actually in April, for that matter) was the search-and-replace job on someone's law school applications to replace all instances of "law" with "pederasty") (And yes, he noticed in time)


erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 12:59:57 pm PST #1985 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

You could get me to do that, Hec. I hate to say. I think my prank test is "Will the pranked person laugh?"


juliana - Mar 31, 2005 1:00:51 pm PST #1986 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Ah, yes, that game. I forget what we called it in middle school, but watching everyone figure it out except for one person (who makes it even funnier by occassionally saying "Oh, I think I see the pattern!") was priceless fun.

We called it Mao.

I don't like practical jokes, but little things like messing with a coworker's cube just a bit doesn't bother me too much.


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 1:01:51 pm PST #1987 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

the search-and-replace job on someone's law school applications to replace all instances of "law" with "pederasty"

Bwahahahaha!!


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 1:04:01 pm PST #1988 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We just had a baby shower at work, and it didn't suck. It's possible I'm biased by the lunch they provided and the lunch I won unscrambling words.

Reason ita's no longer a programmer:

I didn't catch the fact that "aieficp" doesn't unscramble to "pacifier." One of the developers might have beaten me to unscrambling them all if he'd just let go of his error-checking routines.


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 1:04:16 pm PST #1989 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

the search-and-replace job on someone's law school applications to replace all instances of "law" with "pederasty"

Funny as hell.


erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 1:05:33 pm PST #1990 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, but good thing he spotted it, too.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 1:05:52 pm PST #1991 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also pranked Emmett's godmother in high school when we traveled to the Columbia Scholastic Press Fair thingie. I conspired with our teacher/mentor, Mr. Arnett, to convince her that we'd stumbled upon a small folk club where James Taylor and Joni Mitchell did a surprise set. We even worked up a handbill and a signed setlist. It was beautiful watching her stew at this missed once-in-a-lifetime moment and try to act like she didn't care and she'd much rather have gone to the folk art exhibit.


erikaj - Mar 31, 2005 1:07:16 pm PST #1992 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Bastards. :)