'Beneath You'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Exactly! I want to see if I can arrange something like that at my passing. Like endow a day off at my old high school.
That would be ... well, nifty.
Jilli doll: [link] (Yes, I have an outfit that almost matches the one the doll is wearing. Fear me and my closets.)
Huh. I have realized just now that tomorrow is April Fool's Day, and once again I have forgotten to plan an elaborate fannish prank to properly celebrate the day.
... or did I?
My coworkers are fairly prank-happy people. I'll kill them if they try anything.
No, no -- instead I think that when my spidey sense tells me that I'm about to be pranked, I'll just say, in that casually bored tone of a friendly neighborhood sociopath, "I can crash the servers, you know."
My coworkers are fairly prank-happy people. I'll kill them if they try anything.
I think there is only one of my co-workers that would be prone to attempting pranks. If he tries anything, I will hiss at him and wave a 9" hatpin in his face.
I think I'll tell my boss I'm pregnant again.
... or did I?
snerk Lately, my kids are always asking, "Or did I?" in a nefarious voice, after just about everything they say. I see you've gotten to them.
I hate practical jokes. I think they're generally a way to cause psychological harm without societal repercussions, and the victim gets told, "Oh, you're just a poor sport." Someone once tried to enlist me in a scam to convince some poor nebbish that his car had been impounded and he had to go to the cops to get it, and I said, "Not only will I not cooperate, I'm about to go tell him what you're planning." I smiled genially and nodded when called a party-pooper.
I know they are pulling one on a coworker. Except this time, it is to do nothing.
Probably wise, since the last prank (moving all his stuff including furniture into a computer room) pissed him off so much he went home and DARED his manager to make him charge it against his leave. Manager demurred. It was a dumbass prank. Given it was layoff season, I don't know how anyone could think it would be "funny."
But I work with some morons.
I've participated in practical jokes maybe twice. Once was malice finding itself an early April outlet, and the other ... well, if she hadn't been snooping through other people's stuff, she never would have read the planted information, so, really, she was asking for it.
As a result, I'm not a big goofy April Fool's person. It can happen around me, just not to me.
I've helped with one workplace prank, which involved re-decorating someone's office with Barney party decorations. I carefully placed napkins with Barney's face on them inside CD cases. Every couple of months, someone would sneak back into the person's office, and put more Barney napkins in more CD cases. It went on for over two years.