Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.

'Shindig'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2005 12:20:59 pm PST #1966 of 10001
brillig

I hate practical jokes. I think they're generally a way to cause psychological harm without societal repercussions, and the victim gets told, "Oh, you're just a poor sport." Someone once tried to enlist me in a scam to convince some poor nebbish that his car had been impounded and he had to go to the cops to get it, and I said, "Not only will I not cooperate, I'm about to go tell him what you're planning." I smiled genially and nodded when called a party-pooper.


sarameg - Mar 31, 2005 12:22:39 pm PST #1967 of 10001

I know they are pulling one on a coworker. Except this time, it is to do nothing.

Probably wise, since the last prank (moving all his stuff including furniture into a computer room) pissed him off so much he went home and DARED his manager to make him charge it against his leave. Manager demurred. It was a dumbass prank. Given it was layoff season, I don't know how anyone could think it would be "funny."

But I work with some morons.


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 12:23:13 pm PST #1968 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've participated in practical jokes maybe twice. Once was malice finding itself an early April outlet, and the other ... well, if she hadn't been snooping through other people's stuff, she never would have read the planted information, so, really, she was asking for it.

As a result, I'm not a big goofy April Fool's person. It can happen around me, just not to me.


Atropa - Mar 31, 2005 12:25:52 pm PST #1969 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I've helped with one workplace prank, which involved re-decorating someone's office with Barney party decorations. I carefully placed napkins with Barney's face on them inside CD cases. Every couple of months, someone would sneak back into the person's office, and put more Barney napkins in more CD cases. It went on for over two years.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 12:27:46 pm PST #1970 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hate practical jokes. I think they're generally a way to cause psychological harm without societal repercussions, and the victim gets told, "Oh, you're just a poor sport."

I don't know if all practical jokes are that, but for many jokes I'd agree.

Someone once tried to enlist me in a scam to convince some poor nebbish that his car had been impounded and he had to go to the cops to get it, and I said, "Not only will I not cooperate, I'm about to go tell him what you're planning." I smiled genially and nodded when called a party-pooper.

This one definitely is wrong. It sounds cruel - it's possible the potential victim would have suffered a few hours of heavy emotional distress.

It seems some practical-joke-players are quite sadistic.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 12:28:55 pm PST #1971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've helped with one workplace prank, which involved re-decorating someone's office with Barney party decorations. I carefully placed napkins with Barney's face on them inside CD cases. Every couple of months, someone would sneak back into the person's office, and put more Barney napkins in more CD cases. It went on for over two years.

OK, that's funny - and exactly the sort of prank that I'd pull. Resulting in slight annoyance and a 'wtf' feeling....


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 12:30:28 pm PST #1972 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I desperately want to fill my co-workers cube with packing peanuts.


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 12:30:40 pm PST #1973 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've helped with one workplace prank, which involved re-decorating someone's office with Barney party decorations. I carefully placed napkins with Barney's face on them inside CD cases. Every couple of months, someone would sneak back into the person's office, and put more Barney napkins in more CD cases. It went on for over two years.

This sort of thing happens every time someone in my office takes a vacation. If it's pulled off well, people end up finding tic-tacs in odd places for months.


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2005 12:41:44 pm PST #1974 of 10001
brillig

At the same office as the "you're car's gone" prank, the upper management thought it would be funny to tell a long-time employee she was fired, complete with solemn interview and exit paperwork. The sobbing hysterics let them know they'd gone too far


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 12:42:32 pm PST #1975 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Those kind of pranks are mean mean mean. I like pranks, but not mean ones.