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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 12:27:46 pm PST #1970 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hate practical jokes. I think they're generally a way to cause psychological harm without societal repercussions, and the victim gets told, "Oh, you're just a poor sport."

I don't know if all practical jokes are that, but for many jokes I'd agree.

Someone once tried to enlist me in a scam to convince some poor nebbish that his car had been impounded and he had to go to the cops to get it, and I said, "Not only will I not cooperate, I'm about to go tell him what you're planning." I smiled genially and nodded when called a party-pooper.

This one definitely is wrong. It sounds cruel - it's possible the potential victim would have suffered a few hours of heavy emotional distress.

It seems some practical-joke-players are quite sadistic.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 12:28:55 pm PST #1971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've helped with one workplace prank, which involved re-decorating someone's office with Barney party decorations. I carefully placed napkins with Barney's face on them inside CD cases. Every couple of months, someone would sneak back into the person's office, and put more Barney napkins in more CD cases. It went on for over two years.

OK, that's funny - and exactly the sort of prank that I'd pull. Resulting in slight annoyance and a 'wtf' feeling....


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 12:30:28 pm PST #1972 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I desperately want to fill my co-workers cube with packing peanuts.


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 12:30:40 pm PST #1973 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've helped with one workplace prank, which involved re-decorating someone's office with Barney party decorations. I carefully placed napkins with Barney's face on them inside CD cases. Every couple of months, someone would sneak back into the person's office, and put more Barney napkins in more CD cases. It went on for over two years.

This sort of thing happens every time someone in my office takes a vacation. If it's pulled off well, people end up finding tic-tacs in odd places for months.


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2005 12:41:44 pm PST #1974 of 10001
brillig

At the same office as the "you're car's gone" prank, the upper management thought it would be funny to tell a long-time employee she was fired, complete with solemn interview and exit paperwork. The sobbing hysterics let them know they'd gone too far


Aims - Mar 31, 2005 12:42:32 pm PST #1975 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Those kind of pranks are mean mean mean. I like pranks, but not mean ones.


Lysana - Mar 31, 2005 12:44:17 pm PST #1976 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Back when I had a real on-site manager, we developed a habit of pranking the cubicle of an absent team member. But what else are you going to do when the decorations in the cubicle area include a rubber skeleton in a rope hammock and the world's oldest bowl of popcorn but move them into appropriate configurations when someone's gone for a week?


amych - Mar 31, 2005 12:44:34 pm PST #1977 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

At the same office as the "you're car's gone" prank, the upper management thought it would be funny to tell a long-time employee she was fired, complete with solemn interview and exit paperwork.

Yeah, I've heard of that shit -- another variation is screaming "(your latest major project) is totally unacceptable! You need to redo it all by Monday morning!"

NSM with the "joke".


Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 12:45:35 pm PST #1978 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

At the same office as the "you're car's gone" prank, the upper management thought it would be funny to tell a long-time employee she was fired, complete with solemn interview and exit paperwork.

Had they just rented The Office?


Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2005 12:47:29 pm PST #1979 of 10001
brillig

Had they just rented The Office?

This was back in the mid-80s.

plus, they believed in cutting pay if you didn't meet production goals, and a big pay increase was a dime. Still, it was a press clipping agency and I got to wallow in as much information as I could ever want. I haven't been so well-informed since.