There's a dirty sippy cup in the kitchen at work.
Stupid babies never do their dishes.
I made it to the train station just before the storms of doom began. At one stop it was blowing so hard that rain came in the doors and almost made it to the doors on the other side of the train. Some hail too.
ION, I have gumi raspberries.
Where did the word "gumi" come from?
This distresses me more than I was expecting.
Coworkers are slobs? Dirty sippy cups beat up your sister when you were wee? You fear someone is hiding a toddler in their cubicle?
Coworkers are slobs? Dirty sippy cups beat up your sister when you were wee? You fear someone is hiding a toddler in their cubicle?
Two out of three. The remaining one would make me giggle.
You fear someone is hiding a toddler in their cubicle?
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
Great. I'm not getting any more work done today.
No, they are living in the file cabinets, waiting for an unsuspecting ita to pass by, at which point they will LEAP from their hideaways, drooling, and start gumming her knees.
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
"THREE meters!"
"That's impossible, that's inside the room!"
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
"THREE meters!"
"That's impossible, that's inside the room!"
... y'know, it's a good thing my office-mate is out for the day, because I'd have a hell of a time explaining why I just cackled.
And faintly, you can hear them giggling.