You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
Great. I'm not getting any more work done today.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2005 2:35:03 pm PST #1646 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Mar 30, 2005 2:37:06 pm PST #1647 of 10001
No, they are living in the file cabinets, waiting for an unsuspecting ita to pass by, at which point they will LEAP from their hideaways, drooling, and start gumming her knees.
Sean K - Mar 30, 2005 2:37:11 pm PST #1648 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
"THREE meters!"
"That's impossible, that's inside the room!"
tommyrot - Mar 30, 2005 2:39:40 pm PST #1649 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Game over, man!
Atropa - Mar 30, 2005 2:41:09 pm PST #1650 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
"THREE meters!"
"That's impossible, that's inside the room!"
... y'know, it's a good thing my office-mate is out for the day, because I'd have a hell of a time explaining why I just cackled.
Connie Neil - Mar 30, 2005 2:52:09 pm PST #1651 of 10001
brillig
And faintly, you can hear them giggling.
Pix - Mar 30, 2005 2:55:01 pm PST #1652 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh my. I just laughed myself silly over the image of toddlers falling through ceiling tiles onto ita's desk.
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2005 2:58:01 pm PST #1653 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's it. I need to go home. This place is looking more and more dangerous by the second.
amych - Mar 30, 2005 2:58:30 pm PST #1654 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
But surely you could krav the toddlers?
brenda m - Mar 30, 2005 3:00:17 pm PST #1655 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tivo is recording Superbowl X highlights for me. This is actually a step up from the sitcoms I usually end up watching while waiting for the real shows to come on.