This distresses me more than I was expecting.
Coworkers are slobs? Dirty sippy cups beat up your sister when you were wee? You fear someone is hiding a toddler in their cubicle?
Riley: No pulse. Anya: Yup. The space lamb got 'im.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Mar 30, 2005 2:33:15 pm PST #1643 of 10001
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2005 2:34:42 pm PST #1644 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Coworkers are slobs? Dirty sippy cups beat up your sister when you were wee? You fear someone is hiding a toddler in their cubicle?
Two out of three. The remaining one would make me giggle.
tommyrot - Mar 30, 2005 2:34:43 pm PST #1645 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You fear someone is hiding a toddler in their cubicle?
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2005 2:35:03 pm PST #1646 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
Great. I'm not getting any more work done today.
sarameg - Mar 30, 2005 2:37:06 pm PST #1647 of 10001
No, they are living in the file cabinets, waiting for an unsuspecting ita to pass by, at which point they will LEAP from their hideaways, drooling, and start gumming her knees.
Sean K - Mar 30, 2005 2:37:11 pm PST #1648 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
"THREE meters!"
"That's impossible, that's inside the room!"
tommyrot - Mar 30, 2005 2:39:40 pm PST #1649 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Game over, man!
Atropa - Mar 30, 2005 2:41:09 pm PST #1650 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
You fear the ceiling is infested with toddlers, and that one could come crashing through the ceiling tiles at any moment?
"THREE meters!"
"That's impossible, that's inside the room!"
... y'know, it's a good thing my office-mate is out for the day, because I'd have a hell of a time explaining why I just cackled.
Connie Neil - Mar 30, 2005 2:52:09 pm PST #1651 of 10001
brillig
And faintly, you can hear them giggling.
Pix - Mar 30, 2005 2:55:01 pm PST #1652 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh my. I just laughed myself silly over the image of toddlers falling through ceiling tiles onto ita's desk.