No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 7:40:27 pm PST #1439 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just went to the surrealist compliment generator:

Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below.

is it sad that I almost get this if I don't think too hard?


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2005 7:42:08 pm PST #1440 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm staying at my friends G&J's house tonight. They have one of these:

We have one of those! Mostly because of all the drunk bar patrons who end up at the house. But they inflate in less than a minute! Sometimes we blow it up, watch Galactica and pass out in the front room.


Gus - Mar 29, 2005 7:42:48 pm PST #1441 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I used to have a goilfriend. Now I have luscious female simulacrum that intercourses with laptops and watches the console output of her supercomputer timeshare like a hawk.

There is some kind of obscure lesson in all this.

However, her nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below, so all is well.


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 7:42:57 pm PST #1442 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH is trying to give me a list of guitars....


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 7:44:46 pm PST #1443 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm staying at my friends G&J's house tonight. They have one of these:

even those that aren't normal height are really comfortable. we have a twin.


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2005 7:50:18 pm PST #1444 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

DH is trying to give me a list of guitars...

For what? The show? You guys should just come down. Really, buffistas never visit me. Except for hayden, and now Calli.


Allyson - Mar 29, 2005 7:59:54 pm PST #1445 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm catsitting for a neighbor. Two one year old kittens. They're wee lovebuckets.


sumi - Mar 29, 2005 8:01:51 pm PST #1446 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

TAR: Were there new scars at the final pitstop? I noticed the split lip at some point. And you know what? He was an asshole in his statement after they got Philiminated.


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2005 8:02:00 pm PST #1447 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Remember when you didn't like cats?

Also, I owe you a present.


Lysana - Mar 29, 2005 8:02:29 pm PST #1448 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Tell me a Buffista got laid while I was away.

t looks at own tagline

I think that can pretty much be taken as read.