I used to have a goilfriend. Now I have luscious female simulacrum that intercourses with laptops and watches the console output of her supercomputer timeshare like a hawk.

There is some kind of obscure lesson in all this.

However, her nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below, so all is well.

DH is trying to give me a list of guitars....

I'm staying at my friends G&J's house tonight. They have one of these:

even those that aren't normal height are really comfortable. we have a twin.

DH is trying to give me a list of guitars...

For what? The show? You guys should just come down. Really, buffistas never visit me. Except for hayden, and now Calli.

I'm catsitting for a neighbor. Two one year old kittens. They're wee lovebuckets.

TAR: Were there new scars at the final pitstop? I noticed the split lip at some point. And you know what? He was an asshole in his statement after they got Philiminated.

Remember when you didn't like cats?

Also, I owe you a present.

Tell me a Buffista got laid while I was away.

t looks at own tagline

I think that can pretty much be taken as read.

Didn't we all vow to abstain from sex while Gus was away?

I'm sure that's what I heard.

Remember when you didn't like cats?

Oddly, I used to watch Polgara's cat, Trouble, and she even stayed here once. Trouble is an enormous black cat with an even bigger attitude problem. I went to bed one night, forgot she was even there, because she spent the first day in hiding. I was just in the moment where consciousness slips away, when suddenly, a huge beast pounced on me. I screamed, Trouble screamed, it was terrible. And then she ran away and Kristen got a ticket, that's how much trouble Trouble is.

Also, I owe you a present.

Untrue, was a pleasure to help!