Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gus - Mar 29, 2005 7:35:03 pm PST #1434 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Especially since all I've got is a chicken pox scar and a couple sets of stretch marks ... Right. Off to be a Viking.

Bog help me, I got this.

I'm doomed.


Lee - Mar 29, 2005 7:37:55 pm PST #1435 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm staying at my friends G&J's house tonight. They have one of these: [link]

I think one will soon be mine, as well.


aurelia - Mar 29, 2005 7:38:13 pm PST #1436 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm doomed.

And you're just now figuring this out?


Atropa - Mar 29, 2005 7:39:17 pm PST #1437 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli!!! You're not allowed to be at work this late.

Home. Finally.


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2005 7:39:48 pm PST #1438 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

DH isn't here - but I have to ask... which guitar show

Dallas. Huge thing, and they've added drums this year. It's actually fun when you're there, but the whole lead up for me is a bitch. I have to make passes, frame stuff, make fliers and other hand outs coordinate stuff, schedule speakers, hire volunteers and other staff and keep my boss from going insane. I was going to have to design t-shirts and then argue for hours about why they had the design I designed, but thank Bob the ad agency took that off my hands.

On the upside after the 10th, I'll be off for 2 or 3 days.


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 7:40:27 pm PST #1439 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just went to the surrealist compliment generator:

Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below.

is it sad that I almost get this if I don't think too hard?


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2005 7:42:08 pm PST #1440 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm staying at my friends G&J's house tonight. They have one of these:

We have one of those! Mostly because of all the drunk bar patrons who end up at the house. But they inflate in less than a minute! Sometimes we blow it up, watch Galactica and pass out in the front room.


Gus - Mar 29, 2005 7:42:48 pm PST #1441 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I used to have a goilfriend. Now I have luscious female simulacrum that intercourses with laptops and watches the console output of her supercomputer timeshare like a hawk.

There is some kind of obscure lesson in all this.

However, her nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below, so all is well.


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 7:42:57 pm PST #1442 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH is trying to give me a list of guitars....


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 7:44:46 pm PST #1443 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm staying at my friends G&J's house tonight. They have one of these:

even those that aren't normal height are really comfortable. we have a twin.