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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Mar 24, 2005 8:05:48 am PST #139 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Terri Schiavo is not brain-dead; she talks and she laughs, and she expresses happiness and discomfort. Terri Schiavo is not on life-support.

umm, what?!?!! Since when was she talking?


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:06:23 am PST #140 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She stood up yesterday and demanded to know who the FUCK the Half-Blood Prince is.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 8:07:41 am PST #141 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think she's also been heard cheering Duke.


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:09:07 am PST #142 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Mine own theory is that The Supreme Court is refusing to touch the case cause Renquhist doesn't want his tube yanked yet.

t /cold bitch


brenda m - Mar 24, 2005 8:09:12 am PST #143 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Some woman claims that Terri said "I want to live" to her right before they pulled the tube.

No, seriously. This "miracle" is brought up in the parents' Supreme Court motion.


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:09:41 am PST #144 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

QUICK! SOmeone get that woman the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich.


brenda m - Mar 24, 2005 8:10:38 am PST #145 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dude, that's what they should be feeding Terri.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2005 8:11:20 am PST #146 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, Terri told me that she wants all her life insurance money to go to me.

It's a miracle!


sarameg - Mar 24, 2005 8:12:51 am PST #147 of 10001

SOmeone get that woman the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich.

I just read a story that featured an apparition of Jesus's footprint in a toasted english muffin.

But then the ants got to it.


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2005 8:16:05 am PST #148 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I just read a story that featured an apparition of Jesus's footprint

How did they know it was Jesus's footprint?