I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2005 8:12:51 am PST #147 of 10001

SOmeone get that woman the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich.

I just read a story that featured an apparition of Jesus's footprint in a toasted english muffin.

But then the ants got to it.


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2005 8:16:05 am PST #148 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I just read a story that featured an apparition of Jesus's footprint

How did they know it was Jesus's footprint?


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:17:14 am PST #149 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hole in it.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2005 8:17:38 am PST #150 of 10001

That's what the toaster thought it to be.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:19:40 am PST #151 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

How did they know it was Jesus's footprint?

The hole in the middle.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:20:15 am PST #152 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t sits in the Special X-Post Hell corner with Aimee


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:20:24 am PST #153 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'ma wear a devil costume in hell.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:21:36 am PST #154 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Too late. I said it.

Somehow, I don't think "Aimee said it first" is going to keep me out of Special Hell.

It never worked with my mother.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2005 8:21:48 am PST #155 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In hell, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume. Because pirates are cool.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:22:03 am PST #156 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

AIMEE MADE ME LOOK CRAXY!