Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2005 8:11:20 am PST #146 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, Terri told me that she wants all her life insurance money to go to me.

It's a miracle!


sarameg - Mar 24, 2005 8:12:51 am PST #147 of 10001

SOmeone get that woman the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich.

I just read a story that featured an apparition of Jesus's footprint in a toasted english muffin.

But then the ants got to it.


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2005 8:16:05 am PST #148 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I just read a story that featured an apparition of Jesus's footprint

How did they know it was Jesus's footprint?


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:17:14 am PST #149 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hole in it.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2005 8:17:38 am PST #150 of 10001

That's what the toaster thought it to be.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:19:40 am PST #151 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

How did they know it was Jesus's footprint?

The hole in the middle.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:20:15 am PST #152 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t sits in the Special X-Post Hell corner with Aimee


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:20:24 am PST #153 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'ma wear a devil costume in hell.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 8:21:36 am PST #154 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Too late. I said it.

Somehow, I don't think "Aimee said it first" is going to keep me out of Special Hell.

It never worked with my mother.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2005 8:21:48 am PST #155 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In hell, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume. Because pirates are cool.