::tosses out planned novel about the Christian chick who farts::
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 12:46:35 pm PST #1286 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
StuntHusband - Mar 29, 2005 12:47:37 pm PST #1287 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Not while I'm drinking tea, please, tommyrot. The fizzling sounds and ozone smell of dying keyboards are not welcome additions to the workplace environment.
looks for some napkins
Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 12:47:47 pm PST #1288 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
As far as I know, farting is an etiquette violation but not a sin.
The Christian chick who plays pinochle with her aunt, though, is Right Out, even if her aromas are pure.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 12:49:28 pm PST #1289 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Not while I'm drinking tea, please, tommyrot. The fizzling sounds and ozone smell of dying keyboards are not welcome additions to the workplace environment.
My work here is done.
No really; I'm leaving the office and going home.
amych - Mar 29, 2005 12:49:35 pm PST #1290 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
As far as I know, farting is an etiquette violation but not a sin.
Although calling it that is right out.
erikaj - Mar 29, 2005 12:51:15 pm PST #1291 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Wow...what's left? Because every romantic comedy ever involves a mistaken identity or something like that.
Katie M - Mar 29, 2005 12:51:59 pm PST #1292 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
stories may not include alcohol consumption by Christian characters
Well, so much for the wedding at Cana.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 12:52:09 pm PST #1293 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Although calling it that is right out.
Yes. Although inventing new euphemisms for flatulence could be as much fun as inventing euphemisms for genitalia in a regular romance novel.
Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 12:52:19 pm PST #1294 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
They can both be Too Stupid To Live, thus causing the mistaken identity.
I'm afraid the traditional Hollywood solution, having the heroine be trampy, trashy, and fun until she converts in the last paragraph, is also unacceptable.
Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 12:52:54 pm PST #1295 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Although inventing new euphemisms for flatulence could be as much fun as inventing euphemisms for genitalia in a regular romance novel.
Oh, God. And then there are burps.
"Excuse me, sweetheart, but I believe your source has spoken."