Not while I'm drinking tea, please, tommyrot. The fizzling sounds and ozone smell of dying keyboards are not welcome additions to the workplace environment.
looks for some napkins
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Not while I'm drinking tea, please, tommyrot. The fizzling sounds and ozone smell of dying keyboards are not welcome additions to the workplace environment.
looks for some napkins
As far as I know, farting is an etiquette violation but not a sin.
The Christian chick who plays pinochle with her aunt, though, is Right Out, even if her aromas are pure.
Not while I'm drinking tea, please, tommyrot. The fizzling sounds and ozone smell of dying keyboards are not welcome additions to the workplace environment.
My work here is done.
No really; I'm leaving the office and going home.
As far as I know, farting is an etiquette violation but not a sin.
Although calling it that is right out.
Wow...what's left? Because every romantic comedy ever involves a mistaken identity or something like that.
stories may not include alcohol consumption by Christian characters
Well, so much for the wedding at Cana.
Although calling it that is right out.
Yes. Although inventing new euphemisms for flatulence could be as much fun as inventing euphemisms for genitalia in a regular romance novel.
They can both be Too Stupid To Live, thus causing the mistaken identity.
I'm afraid the traditional Hollywood solution, having the heroine be trampy, trashy, and fun until she converts in the last paragraph, is also unacceptable.
Although inventing new euphemisms for flatulence could be as much fun as inventing euphemisms for genitalia in a regular romance novel.
Oh, God. And then there are burps.
"Excuse me, sweetheart, but I believe your source has spoken."
Well, so much for the wedding at Cana.
Editor: "We had to cut this Jesus character out of your novel...."