Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 12:39:00 pm PST #1279 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I prefer my evil to taste good, personally.

I'd agree with you, except evil should not melt if left on the car seat on a hot summer day.


Vonnie K - Mar 29, 2005 12:39:03 pm PST #1280 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Hivemind question - can you get Lyme disease from non-deer ticks?

It has to be the genus Ixodes tick, the adult forms of which usually feed on white-tailed deer, thus it is called "deer-tick". But Ixodes ticks can also feed on a variety of other animals. During the larval and nymph stages (which is when it is infected with the Lyme agent and can transmit the disease to people), its preferred feeding victims are white-footed mice, birds, voles, with human, cats and dogs often as accidental hosts. The adult ticks prefer feeding on deer (which is not a part of the Lyme agent's life cycle), but also can feed on bears, racoons, etc.

More info here

Deer Tick Ecology, now with pictures!


tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 12:40:55 pm PST #1281 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Female readers flock to Christian chick lit

I did not know that.


StuntHusband - Mar 29, 2005 12:41:47 pm PST #1282 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I'd agree with you, except evil should not melt if left on the car seat on a hot summer day.

waves paw Dogbert-like

Pshaw! If your M-vaders are melting, you're simply not eating fast enough! Where's the Homer nummy-noise? No nummy-noise? Then increase ingestion velocity!

eyes coffee cup

Methinks I have already overindulged, and the work-day has yet to start.


Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 12:41:56 pm PST #1283 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yup. You should see the writers' guidelines; they're hilarious.


Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 12:44:03 pm PST #1284 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Here we go. (These are for Steeple Hill.) [link]

Although the faith element is an important part of these stories, the degree of religiousness can vary. We would prefer that specific Christian denominations not be named, e.g., we prefer "Good Shepherd Christian Church" to "Good Shepherd Baptist (or Presbyterian, Methodist, etc.) Church." Though the heroine can be conflicted about being "cool" or finding her place in the contemporary secular world while maintaining her Christian values, her behavior cannot stray from acceptable CBA norms.

Because Steeple Hill Books sells to both CBA and ABA bookstores, we must adhere to CBA conventions. The stories may not include alcohol consumption by Christian characters, dancing, card playing, gambling or games of chance (including raffles), explicit scatological terms, hero and heroine remaining overnight together alone, Halloween celebrations or magic or the mention of intimate body parts. Lying is also problematical in the CBA market and characters who are Christian should not lie or deceive others. Possibly there could be exceptional circumstances (matters of life and death), but this has to be okayed by an editor.

In summary, our readers are Christian, but judgemental as Hell.


Pix - Mar 29, 2005 12:45:49 pm PST #1285 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hivemind question - can you get Lyme disease from non-deer ticks?

You know how Jesse assigned us specalities? I think I missed one of mine. I live in East Lyme, CT. No, this is not a coincidence. Most of the people I know (including both of my parents) have had Lyme Disease, and my community has been dealing with it (and learning about it) since the early 80's. I'm not a doctor, but I have a lot of personal experience that might deflate some of the fear if anyone does end up getting bitten or suspecting they might have it.

In general terms, the best advice I can give to anyone who even suspects it--even if the test comes back negative--is to get the antibiotic treatment anyway. It's a fairly simple treatment, and the disease is completely curable if caught early.


tommyrot - Mar 29, 2005 12:46:35 pm PST #1286 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::tosses out planned novel about the Christian chick who farts::


StuntHusband - Mar 29, 2005 12:47:37 pm PST #1287 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Not while I'm drinking tea, please, tommyrot. The fizzling sounds and ozone smell of dying keyboards are not welcome additions to the workplace environment.

looks for some napkins


Betsy HP - Mar 29, 2005 12:47:47 pm PST #1288 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

As far as I know, farting is an etiquette violation but not a sin.

The Christian chick who plays pinochle with her aunt, though, is Right Out, even if her aromas are pure.