Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
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Oh, that reminded me -- there was a WBesque vampire movie with the Behr kid (or the Fehr kid)...dammit! Forsaken! And John Carpented did a vampire movie too.
THE FUCKING CROW. Sorry -- I can't believe I forgot my favourite dead guy. Series of movies, plus TV show.
Freakylinks dealt with ghosty stuff, as did The Others (yeah, repetitive).
And The Prophecy 3. Did we know it had gotten to 3?
I Netflixed The Prophecy today (in a moment of "oh yeah, I was gonna add that one too!"), and in fact it goes to The Prophecy 5: Forsaken, though Walken does not seem to be in it.
and in fact it goes to The Prophecy 5: Forsaken
I don't really understand the economics of filmmaking, but I have to say that if The Prophecy can get to 5, then it seems at least possible that Serenity could get to 2.
By Serenity 5 though, it would probably just be down to Mal and Badger sitting in a bathtub together cursing each other in Mandarin.
Huh. Did we know Christopher Walken has overtaken Michael Caine as the man least likely to turn down a movie role?
OMG, this is my new goal in LIFE. Resolution: to become so singular that no movie role, no matter how debased, will affect the offering to me of any other role. How freaking awesome is that? I could name my fifth boat after The Country Bears.
Hey, I'd pay just to see Mal in a bathtub for 90 minutes by himself.
Prophecy 3 didn't represent nearly the sort of questionable judgement for Walken that Prophecy 2 did. I hope that one bought a house somewhere.
Theodosia, both Resident Evil 2 and Romero's Land of the Dead opened in 2005.
So, seeing the trailers for Underworld: Evolution, I was struck by how Blade II:esque the plot looks to be. Badass halfvampire must fight off freaky things that evolved from vampires and now kill them, and joins forces with hisher enemies to do it.
You sure you're not talking about Bloodrayne there?
I don't really understand the economics of filmmaking, but I have to say that if The Prophecy can get to 5, then it seems at least possible that Serenity could get to 2.
This is exactlly what I've been saying! And I'm not even dissing Prophesy 4 & 5. Despite being truly terrible dreck, they gave me more Jason Scott Lee on screen.
You sure you're not talking about Bloodrayne there?
I haven't seen any trailers for Bloodrayne and I consider myself fortunate. An Uwe Boll movie based on a game I never liked in the first place? The word trainwreck isn't even close to describing what I think that movie will be like.
I thought Bloodrayne's whole schtick was she killed Nazis. The movie has her killing mutant vampires? Huh.
Maybe they'll be Nazi precursor mutant vampires.