Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Kalshane - Jan 13, 2006 12:07:12 pm PST #9860 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You sure you're not talking about Bloodrayne there?

I haven't seen any trailers for Bloodrayne and I consider myself fortunate. An Uwe Boll movie based on a game I never liked in the first place? The word trainwreck isn't even close to describing what I think that movie will be like.

I thought Bloodrayne's whole schtick was she killed Nazis. The movie has her killing mutant vampires? Huh.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2006 12:18:44 pm PST #9861 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe they'll be Nazi precursor mutant vampires.


Theodosia - Jan 13, 2006 12:20:16 pm PST #9862 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Corwood, from the panel's description, it's discussing "recent" movies and TV shows. Thus the plan is to name some of the more contemporary ones plus some of the more historic and significant "recent" older ones, like Sixth Sense.


Theodosia - Jan 13, 2006 12:21:09 pm PST #9863 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh, I should add Harry Potter, since He Who Must Not Be Named is most certainly Dead. Plust all the ghosts and whatnot.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2006 12:25:58 pm PST #9864 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is no mention of mutants, true. But she's half human, half vampire, and she's teamed with people that might otherwise be hunting her down in order to kill the bad vampires.


Theodosia - Jan 13, 2006 12:31:55 pm PST #9865 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And I should add, thank you all so much for your help! At least I won't appear to be completely uninformed about Recent Dead Events (and I Don't Mean The Grateful Kind).


Kalshane - Jan 13, 2006 12:44:29 pm PST #9866 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

But she's half human, half vampire, and she's teamed with people that might otherwise be hunting her down in order to kill the bad vampires.

Ah. Didn't realize she was half-human or anything about the plot of the movie.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2006 12:53:51 pm PST #9867 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Joss looks positively brilliant by going for vampire with a soul instead of a dhampire.


Hayden - Jan 13, 2006 1:11:03 pm PST #9868 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Gotcha, Theodosia. Good luck!


Mr. Broom - Jan 13, 2006 1:28:09 pm PST #9869 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Huh. Did we know Christopher Walken has overtaken Michael Caine as the man least likely to turn down a movie role?

They don't get to duke it out for that title until Christopher Lee is dead. He owns them both put together.