Good God. I didn't even know Uwe Boll had another movie coming out. And it's got Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen in it! WTF? Hadn't they heard of Boll? (I'm not going to ask if they'd seen his previous work.)
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
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Volans - Jan 08, 2006 8:30:30 pm PST #9742 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 08, 2006 9:32:47 pm PST #9743 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Well, at this point I could wave a twenty at Michael Madsen and get him to star in a home movie. But I think Kingsley must have hired Burt Reynolds' manager to review scripts for him.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 4:05:12 am PST #9744 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The woman on the poster for Underworld: Evolution does not look like Beckinsale. In fact, those posters are faking me out for BloodRayne. I have, however, finally seen Underworld, so I'm ready for the schlock.
Tom Scola - Jan 09, 2006 4:16:07 am PST #9745 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
The woman on the poster for Underworld: Evolution does not look like Beckinsale.
Maybe she's had more plastic surgery done?
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 09, 2006 6:55:02 am PST #9746 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think it's more a case of pale makeup, neon blue contacts, and extensive Photoshopping to remove every hint of a pore for the poster.
She's still more recognizably herself than Summer Glau was on those Serenity posters.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 6:59:23 am PST #9747 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
She's still more recognizably herself than Summer Glau was on those Serenity posters.
Summer was starting out with a individual face. Kate's been photoshopping herself bland in meatspace anyway. I mean, even knowing it's her, I can't see it. I could tell those pics were Summer. Bad Summer, but no one else.
Kathy A - Jan 09, 2006 9:32:17 am PST #9748 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Heh--the Chicago Tribune suggests 15 ways to save the Oscars (in addition to having Jon Stewart host). My favorite:
14. Let Jon Stewart protege Stephen Colbert interview stars on the red carpet, presenting them with an ego that is way bigger than even the most overpaid actor's.
erikaj - Jan 09, 2006 9:36:34 am PST #9749 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Yes. This.
Tom Scola - Jan 09, 2006 11:58:48 am PST #9750 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
The Spike Jonez/Dave Eggers adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are was canned by Universal, and then picked up by Warner: [link]
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 12:23:08 pm PST #9751 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.