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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jessica - Dec 28, 2005 11:08:43 am PST #9410 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

More...

DUMBLEDORE: And now the brave sons of Middle Ear... er, Durmstrang.
BRAVE SONS: We have GREAT BIG ENORMOUS sticks we're going to PLAY WITH.
MIKE NEWELL: Watched the Cuaron film. Watched and learned.


Sheryl - Dec 28, 2005 11:08:44 am PST #9411 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

I have weird friends...

Iron Chef King Kong


Jessica - Dec 28, 2005 11:10:09 am PST #9412 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Bwahahaha!

Ohta: Unfortunately, Kong has destroyed a good deal of the kitchen stadium subduing his sandowrm. He and Godzilla have both stoped cooking and are battling each other.

[eta:

And something neither one, living on an Island, would ever see.

Well...unless you count the swamp worms, which looked EXACTLY LIKE THEM.]


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2005 1:10:28 pm PST #9413 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The worst films of 2005 you should totally see anyway >[link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2005 1:30:03 pm PST #9414 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I question the sanity of anyone who has seen more than one Uwe Boll movie.


DavidS - Dec 29, 2005 1:31:11 pm PST #9415 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ouch.

“Memoirs of A Geisha” — Costumes? Check. Beautiful sets? Check. Actors with countless hours of dialect coaching under their kimonos? Check. Okay, let’s get that “Showgirls” script and we’ll change the dates, location and race of the women. Now, where’s our Academy Award nomination? Why you should see it anyway: Because you never knew that a P.F. Chang’s vision of “Oriental” would make this kind of cultural comeback. And when “Showgirls” made its bow in the mid 1990s, no one could have predicted it would become the cult phenomenon it is today. Seeing this now will guarantee you a spot on that future-camp bandwagon.


Jessica - Dec 29, 2005 1:55:32 pm PST #9416 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Heheheheheh:

I know the scene where Racism pushes Sandra Bullock down a flight of stairs deserves some kind of award.


DebetEsse - Dec 29, 2005 7:50:11 pm PST #9417 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

So, we went to see Kong.

Good lord that was a long movie.

Peter Jackson wouldn't know a tight edit if it picked him up, tossed him in the air, caught him with its foot, and then flung him against a wall.

Andy and Naomi were amazing.

But there were several times when I said t River voice Doesn't make sense.


Beverly - Dec 29, 2005 8:49:40 pm PST #9418 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Yup.

Andy and Naomi were amazing.

But this. You know when I cried? On the frozen pond. And I think actually from that point on.

Jackson's kids were in there, again, too.


DebetEsse - Dec 29, 2005 9:00:16 pm PST #9419 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

We noticed that, as well.

However, I thought the pond went on too long (as so much of the film did). Seriously. Eventually even ape-butt gets cold.