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Snyder ,'Chosen'


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Beverly - Dec 29, 2005 8:49:40 pm PST #9418 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Yup.

Andy and Naomi were amazing.

But this. You know when I cried? On the frozen pond. And I think actually from that point on.

Jackson's kids were in there, again, too.


DebetEsse - Dec 29, 2005 9:00:16 pm PST #9419 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

We noticed that, as well.

However, I thought the pond went on too long (as so much of the film did). Seriously. Eventually even ape-butt gets cold.


Gris - Dec 30, 2005 7:02:48 am PST #9420 of 10002
Hey. New board.

So, since Monday, I have seen Kong, Narnia, Geisha, and re-watched Love, Actually and Pirates of the Caribbean. In order of David-Love (from least-loved to most-loved) these movies go:

5) Geisha
4) Pirates
3) Kong
2) Narnia
1) Love

But I do quite like all of them. Pirates and Kong may switch places after the novelty wears off.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 9:29:19 am PST #9421 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Talk about retreading holy ground:

According to IGN.com, writer/director Peter Farrelly (The Perfect Catch) is making progress on his update of The Three Stooges. "It will be an old time matinee feeling," he explains, "And we're thinking of going with complete unknowns or whoever the best actors are - Benicio Del Toro has expressed interest in playing Moe. Jeff Daniels has expressed some interest in playing Larry."

The script is made up of four 20-minute episodes with all the action set in the present day. "The first episode is them growing up in an orphanage...[and] ends with them as adults," says Mr F. "We want to shoot it in March and we want it out a year from now."


DavidS - Dec 30, 2005 9:42:12 am PST #9422 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmmm. I could see Jack Black as Curly...


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2005 9:44:11 am PST #9423 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They should recreate the original actors using CGI.

(I just wanna see how bad it would turn out.)


Sean K - Dec 30, 2005 10:03:15 am PST #9424 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'd be really upset if it turned out to be crap. They already did a made for TV movie that was actually quite good, with Evan Handler as Larry Fine, Michael Chiklis as Curly, and John Kassir as Shemp.


Mr. Broom - Dec 30, 2005 2:58:07 pm PST #9425 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Inspired; I could immediately picture Chiklis doing Curly's classic wide-eyed, slack-mouthed "Huh?" expression.

I still call the very idea of this film sacrilege, but I have to bow to you on this point.


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2005 3:54:31 pm PST #9426 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Scifi.com: Studios Unveil 2006 Slates

The major studios have begun announcing their slates of releases for 2006, and they are full of science fiction, fantasy, supernatural thrillers and computer-animated movies. A rundown follows.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 3:58:58 pm PST #9427 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that Ultraviolet related to the British TV series?