Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?

Riley ,'Sleeper'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 5:37:32 pm PST #9400 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think it's one of the best movies to capture a child's POV. Up there with Hope and Glory, To Kill a Mockingbird and Small Change.

Zim Quotes!

Zim: Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll... I'll... I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!

Jilli's favorite...

Ms. Bitters: Zim, the machine says that the only career you are suitable for is-
Zim: Yes, yes! Lord of all humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!
Ms. Bitters: No, Zim. The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preparation.
Zim: Then I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! YOU! Obey the fist!

vw, avert your eyes.

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory!
GIR: Yes?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
GIR: Nothin'.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something's broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know... I'm scared too....

Zim: If what I saw was what I thought I saw, then there isn't time to fix the scope! I'll have to find another more powerful telescope to confirm my... suspicions...
GIR: Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!

[Zim is telling GIR about the Planet Jackers.]
GIR: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

Zim: The Planet Jackers's homeworld orbits a dying sun. The throw planets into it like firewood to keep it burning. And now they have the Earth.
GIR: Yay!
Zim: No, GIR. That's bad.
GIR: Aw...
Zim: Do you know what this means?
GIR: Yes!
Zim: You don't really, do you?
GIR: Uh-uh.
Zim: It means we won't get to destroy it!


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 5:40:13 pm PST #9401 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One last set for Ple and the Lillybean.

Plague of Babies [1.10a]

GIR: Awww! He's cute! And sticky looking!

Zim: I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby.
Mother: Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Zim: YOUR RESISTANCE WILL BE NOTED!!!

Zim: I have to get the cruiser out of here. I only hope the repairs are done. You hold off the babies while I-
GIR: I'm gonna play with the babies!


Steph L. - Dec 27, 2005 6:05:25 pm PST #9402 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Zim: GIR, why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
GIR: I made it myself!!!


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 6:07:42 pm PST #9403 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

On my way home from shopping after I picked up Mega Gir I swung by Amoeba to pick up some last items. I checked my bag and the Amoeba clerk said reverently, "Is that...is that a GIR?"

Though I have to say that Puppet Angel got all kinds of cuddling and attention when he was shown off at the godparents house on boxing day.


Fiona - Dec 27, 2005 10:50:32 pm PST #9404 of 10002

Am with others on the Narnia love. Lucy was always a brunette in my head, but I think she was in the original pictures too? It's been a while (probably over 20 years) since I read the books, but I'm getting my copies soon so I can check. I read them once or twice a year before that.

Scary to think that I was younger than Lucy when I first read TLtWatW.


Kathy A - Dec 28, 2005 7:42:42 am PST #9405 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Have no idea who Zim or Gir are.

And with surprising perspicuity announced, "he's tight!" when Darren McGavin appeared on screen again.

A very smart Emmett! Now you have to get the original Night Stalker eps to show him, which started my huge appreciation for Mr. McGavin (Christmas Story just solidified it).

I'm kind of getting a crush on Ralphie's teacher now. The actress is just so good, and gets to play all the fantasy parts too.

When I was watching it during the TBS alldayathon on Christmas, I told my dad that this film must have a riot for the adults to make, since they were able to do both the exasperated adult bit as well as the fantasy overacting ("What was it that brought you to this looooow state?"). What I love about the teacher is that, if you look at her face while she's collecting the false teeth from the kids, you can just barely see the smile she's repressing.

I think it's one of the best movies to capture a child's POV. Up there with Hope and Glory, To Kill a Mockingbird and Small Change.

And just like those movies, it doesn't ignore the adults in the child's life and makes them just as human and complex as the kid.


Jessica - Dec 28, 2005 10:35:12 am PST #9406 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

HPGoF the movie, abridged:

QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP: Happenin', dude!
DRACO: Weasleys, you are bringing down the whole tone of this event. I am working this Armani, and you are harshing my clothing mellow.
LUCIUS: Don't taunt the poor people for being so poor. It's too easy. All you need to make your point is a sneer and an enormous pimp cane. Observe. Harry Potter! My pimp cane owns you!
DRACO: Daddy, when can I have a pimp cane of my very own?
LUCIUS: When you can use it like a man. Shacka lacka swish!


Mr. Broom - Dec 28, 2005 10:45:50 am PST #9407 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

The Gir patch I've stuck to my monitor, it speaks to me.

"Why, my piggy? I loveded you, piggy! I loveded you-hoo-hooo!"


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2005 11:03:11 am PST #9408 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

HPGoF the movie, abridged:

Since I just saw GoF 2 days ago, this had me snorting with laughter.

SIRIUS: Goodness gracious, great face of fire! Watch out for Barty Crouch - he put his dark, intense, leather-clad son in prison. You cannot trust a man like that.
RON: Oh now Harry Potter is too good even to COME TO BED.
HARRY: Baby, don't be that way!

NEVILLE: Hi, Harry. I just got in - and since the books establish that Ginny Weasley got it on with Michael Corner at the Yule Ball, one can only assume this is because I was having sex with the band.
HARRY: Why do I have only my recurring dreams of dark, intense, leather-clad men when you get to have sex with the band?
NEVILLE: I have dancin' feet.

HARRY: OMG Snape and Karkaroff in the closet together? This is worse than Hagrid and Madame Maxime.
SNAPE: Come into the closet, little boy.
HARRY: When does the scar tissue over my memories form? When?

VOLDEMORT: Now it's time for some blood play!

DUMBLEDORE: He's been keeping the real Moody locked up in a box and - Good Lord, that's a little bit kinky.
CROUCH JNR: Eeeeverything I do is a little bit kinky. Has anyone noticed I'm dark, intense, leather-clad and now restrained to a chair?
SNAPE: ... I did, actually.
HARRY: These films have gone totally hardcore.


Kathy A - Dec 28, 2005 11:03:37 am PST #9409 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Love the abridged GoF!

MIKE NEWELL: Okay Daniel Radcliffe, now, we all know about the dreaded 'He was their friend!' fiasco of Prisoner of Azkaban. We all know about the time Chris Columbus suggested you employ more than four facial expressions during a film and reduced you to a state of near-terminal confusion. But here's an idea. Throw yourself on the body of an attractive young thing and look utterly distraught!
HARRY: Nooooo! Why?
MIKE NEWELL: By Jove, I think he's got it!