I haven't been on that ride for nearing twenty years. And even then, not paying much attention -- what elements are there?

It's been a dozen years for me, so it is possible I'm imagining it. But it's one of the first few shots in the trailer, with a cabin in the background and lots of people holding candles (I think?). At one point in the ride you go through the neighboring restaurant, and from the boats it looks like that, because it's very dark and swamp-ish, and there are strings of lights along with the candles on the tables.

I dunno for sure, but I thought of it immediately. I should ask my brother, he'll remember it better.

Who do you believe? Yahoo movies claim Yun-Fat Chow is in POTC2 as "Cheung Po Tsai", while IMDB don't list him in that release but do have him in POTC3 as "Captain Sao Feng"

eta: POTC2 looks brilliant. Can't wait for its release.

I finally saw THE CORPSE BRIDE last night. I very much enjoyed it (and it made me awfully sniffly), but I agree with everyone here who said it's not quite up there with NIGHTMARE BEFORE XMAS. I didn't find any of the individual songs memorable (though I liked the songs and score), and I also think the lack of a utilitarian nature - that is, NIGHTMARE has the whole "finally, a Holiday movie for me" aspect that CORPSE BRIDE lacks by defnition - makes it the less memorable movie.

I like that the plot of this seems to be consequences from the first movie. Not that it's a plot-heavy franchise or anything, but I think it's cool that it's not just "further adventures."

My local neighborhood indie movie house is playing Night Nurse for the weekend. It's a great, pre-code (1931) Barbara Stanwyck flick. Clarke Gable is in it, but this is way before he become a star. He plays an evil chauffeur. Stanwyck becomes a night nurse and gets mixed up with bootleggers.

Anyone seen it?

No, tommyrot, I haven't.

It's been out on video for years, but I don't think there's been a DVD release.

Apropos of nothing, here's the funniest joke spam I've ever received:

The Facts (30 Chuck Norris truths)

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.

When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding (continued...)

( continues...) his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!"

Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

There are no disabled people, only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.