No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser.
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In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.
North by Northwest
Some people that never talk about their feelings got 'em deeper than anybody. Other people never talk about their feelings 'cause they ain't got any.
Streets of Fire
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
We figured, fuck it, I mean it was really far!
Idle Hands
I've never had the pleasure of killing a wolf before.
How strange. That's exactly what the Bishop said. I'm sure he'll understand you depriving him. He's a very forgiving man.
Ladyhawke
He put himself in a position where he was going to have to do ten years in prison, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know ain't no god damn way he can do ten years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them ten years, including telling the federal government any and every motherfucking thing about my black ass. Now that my friend is a clear cut case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me.
Jackie Brown
Puppies grow into dogs that get old and they DIE!
Jossie & the Pussycats, which is the bestest movie ever, really.
It's 1183 and we're barbarians!
A little [peace]? Why so modest? How about eternal peace?
I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.
There'll be pork in the treetops come morning!
All from The Lion in Winter.
I got two words for you: Shut the fuck up.