He put himself in a position where he was going to have to do ten years in prison, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know ain't no god damn way he can do ten years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them ten years, including telling the federal government any and every motherfucking thing about my black ass. Now that my friend is a clear cut case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me.

Jackie Brown

Puppies grow into dogs that get old and they DIE!

Jossie & the Pussycats, which is the bestest movie ever, really.

It's 1183 and we're barbarians!

A little [peace]? Why so modest? How about eternal peace?

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

There'll be pork in the treetops come morning!

All from The Lion in Winter.

I got two words for you: Shut the fuck up.

Great Scott!

I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.

A Fish Called Wanda - someone already got to my most-oft quoted quote, "It's K-k-k-ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!"

One plus two plus one plus one.

No, one plus two plus two plus one.

Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?

The Opposite of Sex

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Vacation

One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?